Previously: It was revealed that Taylor the bodyguard is actually the Red Power Ranger. Also, Ana and Grey play pool.
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Sweeney: CRACK THE CHAMPAGNE, Y’ALL — IT’S THE HALFWAY POINT! As Lor explains below, this is how we mark the passage of time, because time moves so painfully slowly in these books that we have to do something to celebrate. Actually, Lor might say that in the mega-awesome EXTRAS video that we will post on Sunday, because there was way. too. much. to include it all here. Between the two of us, there was about 45 minutes of video. (Mostly Lor. My portion became rather short once I removed all of my coughing.)
We apologize for the length, but this is with stuff missing and also IT IS WHAT IT IS / WE DO WHAT WE WANT.
As you may have seen on Facebook and Twitter, I had major struggles trying to upload this life-destroying video project, that took me hours to put together, and, as such, had to compress the shit out of it and it hurts my heart.
Here’s the deal: I am uploading this now because it will upset our faux-CD to not have this FSD post up on a Wednesday. That being said, this video will be swapped out with the infinity times better corrected version late Thursday or Friday. The corrected version is up!
It should go without saying, but you probably want to use headphones and/or not be in a place where you are likely to be judged for watching two girls discuss a fictional BDSM relationship. BOW CHICKA. Jokes. There’s a reason our vlog tag specifies our lack of nudity.
We hope you enjoyed that. Lor vlogging is one of my favorite things to happen to the internet and I only wish it happened more often. Peer pressure? Peer pressure.
Also, we won Bootleg Awards! Thank you so much to all of you lovely Traumateers. We both know where that blog-love was really intended. THANK YOU.
Next time on Fifty Shades of Grey: Mrs. Rape is here to introduce another non-problem problem because we didn’t already have enough of those. Have another in Chapter 12. Also, enjoy the extras video!
Nicole is the co-captain of Snark Squad and these days she spends most of her time editing podcasts. She spends too much time on Twitter and very occasionally vlogs and blogs. In her day job she's a producer, editor, director, and sometimes host of educational YouTube channels. She loves travel, maps, panda gifs, and semicolons. Writing biographies stresses her out; she crowd sourced this one years ago and has been using a version of it ever since. She would like to thank Twitter for their help.
I'm a 30-something south Floridan who loves the beach but cannot swim. Such is my life, full of small contradictions and little trivialities. My main life goals are never to take life too seriously, but to do everything I attempt seriously well. After that, my life goals devolve into things like not wearing pants and eating all of the Zebra Cakes in the world. THE WORLD.
