Many moons ago, when #snarkathon was consistent, some brave soul kept suggesting Highlander. When my dear friend Nick Jenkins mentioned covering the Highlander movies on his podcast, Reel Bad, I proposed a sort of crossover event for the first movie. This movie, I was assured, was “not actually bad” but necessary to discuss in order to get to the sequels.
Friends, I was lied to.
Normally, this is the part where we would do a recap of the film, followed by some of our favorite tweets from the #snarkathon. However, I’ve already suffered through this film once for the live tweet AND discussed it at length as a guest on the podcast. What’s more, we’re gonna make this a full and complete crossover event.
AND SO, in lieu of the recap, here is the episode of Reel Bad, complete with 60 second plot dump, and a wide array of feelings:
And now, of course, here is Highlander as we all experienced it on Twitter:
There’s wrestling in this movie?! I changed my mind. Highlander’s great! #snarkathon
— Matthew Gaydos (@MatthewGaydos) February 3, 2018
NO HE IS NOT BACK FLIPPING AWAY. #snarkathon #Highlander
— Mari 🌟 (@mynameismarines) February 3, 2018
RAAAAAIIIIIIIDEN! #snarkathon pic.twitter.com/Z4u4MC5u1H
— Nicole Sweeney (@SweeneySays) February 3, 2018
Is that the pure blue electricity of ROCK? 🎶🎵♩#snarkathon
— NonCompliantSamantha (@SamanthaSpice91) February 3, 2018
The people who own those cars are going to be pissed after they’re done watching wrestling #Highlander #snarkathon
— Matthew Gaydos (@MatthewGaydos) February 3, 2018
No one will fight me 😢
*finds one person to fight*
*gets stabbed immediately*#snarkathon #Highlander— Mari 🌟 (@mynameismarines) February 3, 2018
Clancy Brown is the voice of Mr. Krabs and I cannot ignore that fact when he says “There can be only one” #Highlander #snarkathon pic.twitter.com/sb1TDRcBu8
— Matthew Gaydos (@MatthewGaydos) February 3, 2018
I've had a few "wow, that's pretty!" moments but then something stupid happens and I'm distracted. #snarkathon #Highlander
— Mari 🌟 (@mynameismarines) February 3, 2018
Hate when I accidentally trip over a decapitated body. #snarkathon
— NonCompliantSamantha (@SamanthaSpice91) February 3, 2018
wEeEeEeEe casual homophobia — #snarkathon bingo, here I come!
— Nicole Sweeney (@SweeneySays) February 3, 2018
Hey his lady love in the past had red hair and now THIS lady also does. #snarkathon pic.twitter.com/utbOx4hfBm
— NonCompliantSamantha (@SamanthaSpice91) February 3, 2018
“How much smoke do we need in the bar?”
“All the smoke.”#snarkathon— Reel Bad Podcast (@reelbadpod) February 3, 2018
"Be quiet woman I just grabbed off the street" SCREAM GIRL SCREAM #snarkathon
— NonCompliantSamantha (@SamanthaSpice91) February 3, 2018
So we’re 31 minutes in and Brenda is the first character I can relate to. She’s asking all of the right questions and we still have no answers!
But the answer seems to be he’s an immortal, not a time traveler. #Highlander #snarkathon
— Matthew Gaydos (@MatthewGaydos) February 3, 2018
"Don't follow me again" says the man following her and grabbing her off the street. #snarkathon
— Mari 🌟 (@mynameismarines) February 3, 2018
I feel like I have to ask "why?" after every decision this movie makes. #snarkathon
— Mari 🌟 (@mynameismarines) February 3, 2018
HOLY FUCK SEAN CONNERY JUST FLEW INTO THE SCENE WHAT THE HECK?!?!?!?! IS HE SUPPOSED TO BE SPANISH??? WHUT IS THIS. #snarkathon
— NonCompliantSamantha (@SamanthaSpice91) February 3, 2018
New. Fashion. Icon. #Highlander #snarkathon pic.twitter.com/4JD9pburpZ
— Matthew Gaydos (@MatthewGaydos) February 3, 2018
you're not wrong #snarkathon https://t.co/El73bGcLts
— Nicole Sweeney (@SweeneySays) February 3, 2018
"You stupid haggis!" So realistic! My people use this insult all the time! That and "You dumb bagpipe!" #snarkathon
— MyLadyDisdain (@CatherineJane91) February 3, 2018
What gathering? #snarkathon pic.twitter.com/PNEVTaE1C2
— Nicole Sweeney (@SweeneySays) February 3, 2018
What gathering? #snarkathon pic.twitter.com/FRVza1Whhy
— Mari 🌟 (@mynameismarines) February 3, 2018
THIS APPEARS TO BE THE NONSENSICAL POINT TO WHICH THIS STORY IS HEADING??? #snarkathon
— Nicole Sweeney (@SweeneySays) February 3, 2018
He jumped off the cliff so now he can fight real good. #snarkathon #Highlander
— Mari 🌟 (@mynameismarines) February 3, 2018
He called him 'Haggis' again. Can I just clarify that that is not a thing in Scotland ever? That's like calling someone a lasagna. #snarkathon
— MyLadyDisdain (@CatherineJane91) February 3, 2018
This is just Darth Vader and Obi Wan. #Highlander #snarkathon
— Matthew Gaydos (@MatthewGaydos) February 3, 2018
Okay but does anyone WHAT the prize is??????? #snarkathon
— NonCompliantSamantha (@SamanthaSpice91) February 3, 2018
#snarkathon #Highlander pic.twitter.com/7qISMsX7Vd
— Mari 🌟 (@mynameismarines) February 3, 2018
Heather, girl, probably run away now. #snarkathon
— NonCompliantSamantha (@SamanthaSpice91) February 3, 2018
In the tv show when an immortal would get shot or something they would die for a second and come back which was cool because sometimes they would find out that had been buried alive for 1000 years or something? I know I'm stretching the bounds of the word 'cool'. #snarkathon
— MyLadyDisdain (@CatherineJane91) February 3, 2018
#snarkathon pic.twitter.com/CkS9qvezQx
— Nicole Sweeney (@SweeneySays) February 3, 2018
Can we get an Indiana Jones-style spin-off with Brenda hunting for swords? #Highlander #snarkathon
— Matthew Gaydos (@MatthewGaydos) February 3, 2018
a definitive list https://t.co/jR6JKF4o49
— Nicole Sweeney (@SweeneySays) February 3, 2018
Is this real? This isn't real rught? Why can't I keep track of this movie?#snarkathon
— NonCompliantSamantha (@SamanthaSpice91) February 3, 2018
Whatever, Connor. If you think this romance montage is going to erase one scene ago from my memory, when you held up a gun and told Brenda you loved her place, IT AIN'T WORKING. #snarkathon
— Mari 🌟 (@mynameismarines) February 3, 2018
Hey! Here’s a new character! He’s definitely not going to die really really soon… #Highlander #snarkathon
— Matthew Gaydos (@MatthewGaydos) February 3, 2018
You need to be more specific!!! #snarkathon
— Reel Bad Podcast (@reelbadpod) February 3, 2018
Guy with a machine gun: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
Me: Relatable. #snarkathon— Mari 🌟 (@mynameismarines) February 3, 2018
Yeah, definitely enter a sword fight, Connor. Ya know. Swords. The one thing that can actually kill you. #snarkathon
— MyLadyDisdain (@CatherineJane91) February 3, 2018
#snarkathon #Highlander pic.twitter.com/I8M18BK0G6
— Mari 🌟 (@mynameismarines) February 3, 2018
The hotdog vendor is my favorite character and I’m not even joking. #snarkathon #Highlander
— Reel Bad Podcast (@reelbadpod) February 3, 2018
This guy is real chill and confident about discovering an immortal being based on a handwriting letter game. #snarkathon
— NonCompliantSamantha (@SamanthaSpice91) February 3, 2018
Jesus Christ stop calling that man a haggis. I'm genuinely starting to get offended. #snarkathon
— MyLadyDisdain (@CatherineJane91) February 3, 2018
OH GOOD NOW THE RAPE IS USED AS MOTIVATION FOR OUR ASSHOLE DUDE HERO WOWOWOWOW JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I COULDN'T LOVE THIS MOVIE MOOOOORE! #snarkathon
— Nicole Sweeney (@SweeneySays) February 3, 2018
Us: Why did they just pretend that rapey scene didn't happen?
Movie: *brings the rape up later for hero motivation**confetti*
#snarkathon #snarkathon— Mari 🌟 (@mynameismarines) February 3, 2018
dOn'T lOsE yOuR hEaD!!!1
get it…
— Nicole Sweeney (@SweeneySays) February 3, 2018
Did that damsel just faint? #snarkathon
— Mari 🌟 (@mynameismarines) February 3, 2018
At least Brenda can use her screams for echo location? #snarkathon pic.twitter.com/jZR0agBgxH
— Reel Bad Podcast (@reelbadpod) February 3, 2018
The math checks out #snarkathon pic.twitter.com/grCiOKlFNJ
— Reel Bad Podcast (@reelbadpod) February 3, 2018
What I'm thinking is that this movie was a big wet dream about a white guy who gets to be a jerk through the ages and in the end, HE KNOWS EVERYTHING. #snarkathon
— Mari 🌟 (@mynameismarines) February 3, 2018
Really? We’re really supposed to feel good about this asshole knowing everything and all of our thoughts? Really? #snarkathon
— Reel Bad Podcast (@reelbadpod) February 3, 2018
The prize is being able to "well, actually" everyone, I guess. #snarkathon
— NonCompliantSamantha (@SamanthaSpice91) February 3, 2018
Thanks for joining us, friends! Our next #snarkathon (chosen by our pals in the Discord *ahem*) will be Center Stage. Join us at noon ET on Saturday, March 3rd to relive some dance movie magic.