Dani – Snark Squad

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The Last of Us

The Last of Us S01 E03 – Love in the Time of Cordyceps

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February 8, 2023
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We open in the woods, 10 miles west of Boston. Gentle guitar notes play while Joel plunges his mangled hand (the one he injured beating the crap out of the guy at the end of the first episode) into a beautiful stream. I could gush over the way they film nature in this show all day.

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The Last of Us

The Last of Us S01 E02 – A kiss goodbye

Posted byby Dani
January 27, 2023
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We begin this episode in Jakarta, Indonesia on September 24th, 2003. People are eating in a restaurant when some uniformed officials walk in, and everyone suddenly goes quiet. The officials go up to a woman eating by herself and before anything is said, we cut to her in the back of a car, being driven away by them.

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Series 6

Doctor Who S06 E02 – The writing on the wall.

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July 13, 2018
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The previously ends on Amy shooting at the little girl spaceman and we cut straight to her running through The Valley of the Gods in Utah, pursued by men in Jeeps.

Kirsti: I hate to be That Person yet again, buuuut it's meant to be 3 months later and yet Amy's pregnancy appears to have not progressed at all?? I AM CONFUSED.

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Series 6

Doctor Who S06 E01 – Not My President

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July 6, 2018
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Marines: An angry man charges through a palace, yelling for people to get out of his way. He bangs on a closed door and yells for the Doctor. We pan and see the Doctor's clothes, paints, and then a painting of the Doctor in nothing but a strategically placed shroud and a trident. I'll give you a moment to groan because honestly.

Kirsti: Personally, I'm gagging, but to each their own.

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Series 6

Doctor Who S06 E00 – Christmas is not crashing into alien planets.

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May 4, 2018
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Previously: The Doctor was brought back from somewhere by the power of Amy’s memory. — A Christmas Carol K: We open in space, floating above a planet. Just then, we’re interrupted...

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Season 2

A Series of Unfortunate Events S02 E01 – Sticks and stones.

Posted byby Dani
April 12, 2018
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Previously: Pain and misery. — Dani: The opening credits beg us to look away, claiming this show will wreck our evening, our whole life, and our day. Are we deterred? No,...

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Series 5

Doctor Who S05 Wrap-Up

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March 31, 2018
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Marines: If we’re looking for bright sides, we finished this season before it took us a year! And while we are in the thick of Eleven’s run now, we finished a...

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Series 5

Doctor Who S05 E13 – Have you tried turning the universe off and on again?

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March 10, 2018
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Previously: RORY LIVES! Also, the Doctor got locked in a box and the universe exploded, but whatever… RORY! — The Big Bang Dani: We open 1,894 years after the last...

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Series 5

Doctor Who S05 E12 – Just shoot him.

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February 24, 2018
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Previously: James Corden guest starred, the Doctor was good at football, and Amy got stuck in the TARDIS. She also found her engagement ring though, so…there’s that? — The Pandorica...

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Series 5

Doctor Who S05 E11 – Kiss the girl.

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February 10, 2018
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Previously: We cried our way through a sad-romp with Vincent van Gogh. — Marines: The TARDIS lands in a suburb somewhere. The Doctor peeks out long enough to realize they haven’t...

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Stranger Things

Stranger Things S02 E02 – Pretty murder portal.

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February 9, 2018
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Previously: There was a new girl in town! — Trick or Treat, Freak Samantha: The episode begins with some trauma flashbacking to the end of last season, when Eleven banished...

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Series 5

Doctor Who S05 E10 – How much is that alien in the window?

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January 12, 2018
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Previously: Rory died and got erased from history. — Vincent and the Doctor K: Confession time: Mari wrote two paragraphs of a recap three weeks ago and when I saw that,...

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Marvel

Inhumans S01 E08 – What in god’s name was the point?

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January 11, 2018
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Previously: Gorgon’s second round of terrigenesis did not go well. — Dani: Surprise!Bunker. Maximus gloats because he enacted a failsafe wherein the dome protecting Attilan powers down (killing everyone) unless...

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Inhumans S01 E07 – Parlay partay.

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December 27, 2017
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Previously: Thanks to Crystal creating lightning and some jungle shenanigans, the royal family is reunited, but Gorgon is dead. — Havoc in the Hidden Land Sweeney: Auran, Declan, and the...

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Season 1

Inhumans S01 E06 – Let Louise go to the moon!

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December 23, 2017
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Previously: Reunited and it feels so good! — The Gentleman’s Name is Gorgon Marines: Attilan. Max rounds a corner and suddenly the whole royal family materializes in front of him,...

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