The chapter opens with the line "The next day was better... and worse," and I'm already pissed off.
The day was better for Bella because it wasn't raining yet and she knew what to expect on her second day of school, but worse, because she was tired. Bella complains about the rain, the people she has to attend school with, but she internal-monologues about how she is starting to remember some of her fellow students' names. This is the short list of complaints explaining how her day was better. Girl. Just. Lighten up.
Catherine: Honestly, she should just be glad that any of her 'fellow students' are willing to be friends with her. It's a sacrifice.
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It starts with a Bible verse.
Sorry, sorry, I just feel like this book is already taking itself too seriously, but okay.
Kirsti: Technically, it starts with a dedication to her sister Emily, "without whose enthusiasm this story might still be unfinished." DAMMIT, EMILY. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
Mari: Perhaps when we get particularly frustrated with the story, we can just yell, "EMILY."
Onward to the preface. An unidentified someone says she has never given much thought to how she would die, but had she thought about it, she wouldn't have imagined this. Let's just call this unidentified person Bella, okay?
Sorry, sorry, I just feel like this book is already taking itself too seriously, but okay.
Kirsti: Technically, it starts with a dedication to her sister Emily, "without whose enthusiasm this story might still be unfinished." DAMMIT, EMILY. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
Mari: Perhaps when we get particularly frustrated with the story, we can just yell, "EMILY."
Onward to the preface. An unidentified someone says she has never given much thought to how she would die, but had she thought about it, she wouldn't have imagined this. Let's just call this unidentified person Bella, okay?
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Look away! Look away!
We get stuck straight in to this episode where we left off, with Olaf riding a dead horse and Carmelita the horrible leading the students at Prufrock in the ‘Who can’t be beat?’ ‘A dead horse!’ call and answer.
Sidebar. Can we talk about this outfit that 'Genghis' Olaf is wearing for a minute? It makes me feel uncomfortable. This article says it's totes okay, because NPH used a southern accent, so it would appear that he's just stupid and not being a racial stereotype... ?
We get stuck straight in to this episode where we left off, with Olaf riding a dead horse and Carmelita the horrible leading the students at Prufrock in the ‘Who can’t be beat?’ ‘A dead horse!’ call and answer.
Sidebar. Can we talk about this outfit that 'Genghis' Olaf is wearing for a minute? It makes me feel uncomfortable. This article says it's totes okay, because NPH used a southern accent, so it would appear that he's just stupid and not being a racial stereotype... ?
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