Previously: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ — Marines: Aro calls over his bros so they can chat. Edward, Bella, Jacob and Emmett back up to join the rest of their side. Renesmee is grabbing Jacob’s tail...
Previously: RORY LIVES! Also, the Doctor got locked in a box and the universe exploded, but whatever… RORY! — The Big Bang Dani: We open 1,894 years after the last...
Previously: Bella wasted yet another chapter faffing about and doing boring shit like picking up fake ID for her insta-baby and her insta-baby’s future husband. — Kirsti: The Volturi arrive....
Previously: James Corden guest starred, the Doctor was good at football, and Amy got stuck in the TARDIS. She also found her engagement ring though, so…there’s that? — The Pandorica...
Previously: Christmas gifts and promise bracelets. — Catherine: This chapter opens with Bella sneaking out on Edward. Are we lucky enough for them to get a divorce? Probably not. Marines: If a...
Previously: We cried our way through a sad-romp with Vincent van Gogh. — Marines: The TARDIS lands in a suburb somewhere. The Doctor peeks out long enough to realize they haven’t...
Previously: Bella got some fake IDs. — Annie: Bella returns to the Cullens’ and she hears Edward at the piano. He starts playing her lullaby in case we needed reminding of...
Previously: New vampires in town, so new offensive stereotypes too! — Annie: This chapter opens with Bella on the phone, reminding her father that they’re on a need-to-know basis and that...
Previously: Some other vampires met Renesmee and it was even more boring than you’d expect. — K: Life at the Cullen residence is suddenly hella complicated on account of a) the...
Previously: The Volturi are a month away. Really gearing up for action here. — Marines: Apparently the last chapter ended in the middle of a damn scene I can’t even remember,...
Previously: Rory died and got erased from history. — Vincent and the Doctor K: Confession time: Mari wrote two paragraphs of a recap three weeks ago and when I saw that,...
Previously: Something was living in the Earth’s core. — Cold Blood Marines: A voice over tells us the Doctor is going to save the day, but he’s going to suffer a...
Previously: The vampires sit up all night and worry? — Annie: Bella has a lot to think about. Mostly, it’s a bunch of questions about fighting, survival and Alice’s clue. Bella...
South Wales. A father sits outside with his son, trying to get him to read. The boy says he can't do it, but dad encourages him to keep trying. Mom comes outside and hands Dad his lunch, telling him he's going to be late for his shift. Dad says goodbye to his son with a kiss on the head and then we watch him bike to work, which is some sort of plant.
Previously: Amy doesn’t deserve Rory. Also, fish aliens. — Amy’s Choice Marines: Countryside. A very pregnant Amy is in her country house kitchen baking. Suddenly, she feels some labor pains and...
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