Previously: We talked about superhero stories, teen soaps, and a teen soap superhero story. — Marines: We’ve already dedicated thousands and thousands of words to this universe, though in the form...
Previously: Hardin begs for another chance by touching and dragging Tessa without consent. — Marines: Dear readers, over sixty painful chapters ago we heard about a bonfire. Across sixty or so...
Previously: Wuthering Heights, we are so sorry. — Samantha: Tessa heads over to the professor to explain her one absence. He tells her that on the one day she missed,...
Previously: Jessica had Kilgrave, but then he got away. — Jessica: We start off with a black screen, Malcolm in voiceover. “There was a kind of freedom to being under Kilgrave’s...
Previously: We watched A Wrinkle In Time and had a lot of feelings about changes from the book and the many visual treats of the film. — Sweeney: This week...
Previously: Jessica lost her shit on a prejudiced client. — AKA The Sandwich Saved Me Catherine: After those trill, trill credits we open in a crowded office and the helpful on...
Previously: We talked about adaptations and very human feelings. — Marines: The last two episodes we did– A Wrinkle in Time and adaptations– basically came about because Sweeney and I both really wanted...
Previously: Hardin loved Tessa but then he didn’t lol. — Marines: Tessa negotiates a good deal on an okay 2010 Corolla. She calls her mom with the news, but her mom...
Previously: Truth or dare gone bad. — Samantha: Tessa wakes in the morning to find Hardin sitting in a chair watching her sleep. I’m torn because he’s the creepy worst,...
Previously: M’gann left for Mars after she killed her ex-husband. — Luthors Marines: I’m very curious if this extended break from Supergirl will be good or bad for my enjoyment of...
Previously: RORY LIVES! Also, the Doctor got locked in a box and the universe exploded, but whatever… RORY! — The Big Bang Dani: We open 1,894 years after the last...
Previously: Jessica sees Kilgrave, for a brief moment. — AKA 99 Friends Jessica: First off, let me say that I just love this theme song. It’s got the noir style but...
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We open with the wonderful credits which go on for a half hour because I'm still watching them over and over. (Ha ha. JK. That would be weird...)
Credits over, the scene picks up where we left off last time. Jessica is still feeling up Luke's unbreakable pecs and abs, but this time, in a more sexual manner. She tears off his shirt (M: how is he even getting home now JESSICA) and they start aggressively making out. The pants are quickly unzipped and they have super powered sex against a wall.
Sadly, they're interrupted when the male half of the Creepy Twins peeks in. Jess slams the door in his face.
Credits over, the scene picks up where we left off last time. Jessica is still feeling up Luke's unbreakable pecs and abs, but this time, in a more sexual manner. She tears off his shirt (M: how is he even getting home now JESSICA) and they start aggressively making out. The pants are quickly unzipped and they have super powered sex against a wall.
Sadly, they're interrupted when the male half of the Creepy Twins peeks in. Jess slams the door in his face.
Previously: Bella wasted yet another chapter faffing about and doing boring shit like picking up fake ID for her insta-baby and her insta-baby’s future husband. — Kirsti: The Volturi arrive....
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