Happy Halloween Traumateers! Today we have the last installment of the “Night of the Living Dummy” series plus the winner of the our first ever giveaway, picked by none other...
Nugs: If you take a look at the “Notes” of the Goosebumps section of the epic Snark Squad Master List, you’ll notice that the Snarkmaster who often gets the brunt...
Lorraine: I’m going to be honest here for a second and let you know that there is a certain amount of embarrassment that comes with writing for Childhood Trauma. I...
Previously: There was a ghost at Dawn’s house. But it wasn’t really a ghost, it was a person. Lame. — Lorraine: At the onset of this blog, five whole months...
Previously: Coma! Coma! Coma! But it only lasted like two pages. Thankfully, though, when Liz woke up from her coma, she was a total whore (aka Jessica) which provided tons...
Submitted for the approval of the Snarky Society. Nugs: A few weeks ago I sent out an email threatening politely suggesting to the other Snark Ladies that we start covering...
Nugs: This book was mailed to me with another one of Sara’s hilarious notepad greetings: Lor: Well now you guys are just pushing it, aren’t you? Nugs: Any excuse for...
Lorraine: One of the ways the Snark Ladies keep in touch is our amazing shared document, The Snark Squad Master List. If you know anything about the Snark Squad it...
Previously: Stacey falls for an older lifeguard. Despite the fact that he gave her her whistle, and we spent too much time discussing the analogy there, nothing comes of her...
Lor: Up until this point, CT has been all about covering books that traumatized us. There have been a lot of additional ideas we’ve tossed around, for the future of...
Previously: Claudia’s grandmother Mimi suffers a stroke and it brings dumb Claudia and lame Janine closer together. We do not recommend getting strokes in order to strengthen your family. —...
Nugs: This book really pissed me off because the cover and the description on the back are NOTHING like what goes on in the actual plot. Nips, I know R.L....
Previously: Kristy complained about living in a mansion a lot, because she’s the kind of cunty person who would. She also manages to make her mother’s wedding day all about...
Sweeney: “If you’re afraid of bees, I have to warn you – there are a lot of bees in this story. In fact, there are hundreds.” Thank you for beginning...
Lorraine: I was driving home after spending 8 hours at a new employee orientation. It was one of those things where they put you in a group with other people...
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