Previously: Tessa tours Hardin’s messed up psyche, or something. — Marines: Hardin signs the contract and slides it over to Tessa, who signs before she can overthink anything. And by “overthink,”...
Previously: Tessa and Hardin had weird make up sex. — Samantha: This is one of those chapters that tries to show us how cute and playful Hardin and Tessa are actually....
Previously: Max proposed! Sadie, Sadie… Samantha: Hello friends, and welcome to Season 2 of Gilmore Girls! We start with a panning shot of the town that shows Lorelai’s yellow daises...
Previously: Light verbal assault and this isn’t how any of this works. — Marines: Hardin grabs Tessa by the neck. She claims it’s to deepen the kiss, but I don’t know,...
Previously: A suck and blow mystery. — Samantha: Tessa scrambles away as Hardin slams Dan’s head into the grass. She wonders if he would have also slammed his head into concrete...
Previously: The girls decided donating blood would be a good idea. — Marines: I’m not sure I remember how to recap Pretty Little Liars anymore, but I’m sure all the evidence losing...
Previously: Nothing in the whole world could break Tessa and Hardin up, swearsies. — Marines: Hardin and Tessa are both very tense about Jace’s presence. Jace gives them a bit...
Previously: We met a REAL bad boy named Jace and they had a fight about it. — Samantha: Ah hello, dear readers. And welcome back to this hot trash fire called...
Previously: Mon-El was a lying liar who lies. — Distant Sun Marines: The damn previouslies inform me that since I didn’t watch The Flash cross-over event, I missed Kara and Mon-El getting back...
Previously: Pretty Little Liars try to do normal shit like prepare for college, but everything is ridiculous because Rosewood — Out, Damned Spot Sweeney: We open at Rosewood High, and...
Previously: Over a year ago, we recapped an episode with a suspicious storage unit. — Oh, What Hard Luck Stories They All Hand Me Samantha: Spencer, Emily, and Aria are standing...
Previously: Hardin is a jerk at Tessa’s work. — Marines: The next chapters took so long to publish because it took me so long to get through this chapter. The world...
Previously: An apartment ultimatum. — Samantha: Tessa and Hardin don’t get to bed until 4 am, but Hardin tells her to just get up at 7:30 instead of her usual...
Previously: Kara got fired. — Star-Crossed Marines: Kara and Mon-El are watching Game of Thrones, which we know because she makes a comment about how winter hasn’t come, six seasons in. Mon-El...
Previously: Pain. Pain for everyone. — Marines: An hour later, Tessa still doesn’t want to get out of bed, but Hardin has to pee. Tessa stands, and cringes over her bloody...
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