Previously: We thought it was an argument chapter but then they started having sex. — Samantha: Hello. Let’s start this post with some deep breathing. Everyone breathe in. Breath out. In....
Previously: Tessa got the best internship to ever exist, I guess. — Marines: Tessa finishes up her angry shower and puts on the new sexy underwear she bought with a t-shirt...
Previously: A corner office with a view! — Samantha: Tessa leaves her so-unbelievable-its-not-believable-first day and tries calling Hardin but he doesn’t answer. Then she goes to the mall to buy some...
Previously: Tessa’s mother was ridiculous. — Marines: Hardin ends up spending the night because Steph and Tristan go back to his apartment. Tessa dreams of getting to live with Hardin, waking...
Previously: All of Hardin’s friends were shady. — Samantha: Mama Whatever-Her-Name-Is immedietly starts yelling at Tessa, who won’t hold Hardin’s hand right now. Apparently “in her anger, her blond hair...
Previously: Dean Cain was back but he was under cover evil. — Exodus Catherine: How are you all? Hope this review finds you in good health. I’m not stalling. Maybe I...
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We get stuck straight in to this episode where we left off, with Olaf riding a dead horse and Carmelita the horrible leading the students at Prufrock in the ‘Who can’t be beat?’ ‘A dead horse!’ call and answer.
Sidebar. Can we talk about this outfit that 'Genghis' Olaf is wearing for a minute? It makes me feel uncomfortable. This article says it's totes okay, because NPH used a southern accent, so it would appear that he's just stupid and not being a racial stereotype... ?
We get stuck straight in to this episode where we left off, with Olaf riding a dead horse and Carmelita the horrible leading the students at Prufrock in the ‘Who can’t be beat?’ ‘A dead horse!’ call and answer.
Sidebar. Can we talk about this outfit that 'Genghis' Olaf is wearing for a minute? It makes me feel uncomfortable. This article says it's totes okay, because NPH used a southern accent, so it would appear that he's just stupid and not being a racial stereotype... ?
Previously: A lamp and a keyboard died and they didn’t deserve it. — Marines: Tessa feels empty without Hardin even though it takes her five actual minutes to drive home and...
Previously: Unwanted shared shower. — Samantha: Tessa follows Hardin to his room, where he’s slammed the door, because she has no sense of self preservation. She asks if he’s okay...
Previously: Mxzyptlk tried to force Kara to marry him. — Homecoming Marines: Mon-El wakes up in Kara’s bed, but she isn’t there. He wonders out loud if the night before was...
Previously: Lena went to jail and got broken out of jail but we’re not sure if she’s evil yet. — Mr. and Mrs. Mxzyptlk Marines: We pick up right where we...
Previously: Soil and awkward silences. — Marines: Now that Hardin has pushed his way into the bathroom, even though Tessa didn’t want him there, he starts undressing. She protests, saying they...
Previously: I love you but not too. — Samantha: Tessa takes a shower and Hardin “fiddles through my underwear drawer to keep himself busy.” Doesn’t have a cell phone? Damn....
Previously: Tessa isn’t ready for sex, according to Hardin. — Marines: Tessa wakes up to Hardin snoring in her ear. She is happy for 0.1 second before she starts panicking, wondering...
Previously: Tessa and Hardin decide they love each other. — Samantha: They stop kissing and sit on the bed and Tessa demands to know who he fought with. Was it...
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