It’s December 1st, Traumateers! Which means that Christmas is just around the corner. The Snark Squad spent a lot of time thinking about what we could possibly gift our...
Lorraine: It would be very ungrateful of us to let Thanksgiving pass by without acknowledging it in some way. Truth be told, Childhood Trauma has quickly become my favorite thing...
Previously: Jessica messed with some poor dude’s heart but got her comeuppance when she ended the book totally alone like a lonely loner. Todd’s hottie ex-girlfriend best friend shows up...
Happy Halloween Traumateers! Today we have the last installment of the “Night of the Living Dummy” series plus the winner of the our first ever giveaway, picked by none other...
Happy Halloween Traumateers! Okay, well, not quite yet, but we figured we’d get a jump on celebrating every kid’s favorite holiday. In honor of Halloween, we’re bringing you three extra...
Submitted for the approval of the Snarky Society. Nugs: A few weeks ago I sent out an email threatening politely suggesting to the other Snark Ladies that we start covering...
Lor: Up until this point, CT has been all about covering books that traumatized us. There have been a lot of additional ideas we’ve tossed around, for the future of...
Previously: Liz and Todd’s relationship gets all stressed because he’s letting girls ride his hog. That’s what people call a motorcycle, right? Well, Liz and Jess aren’t allowed to ride...
Previously: PORNSTACHE. Well, really Jess goes on one date with a guy who has a pornstache and somehow it manages to ruin Liz’s entire life. But really, really: PORNSTACHE. —...
Lorraine: I was driving home after spending 8 hours at a new employee orientation. It was one of those things where they put you in a group with other people...
Sara: Let me preface this review by saying that scary movies, books, and tv shows no longer have the power to be as terrifying as they used to be, thanks...
Nugs: The scariest thing about these Goosebumps posts aren’t the actual books, but the way we’re choosing which ones to review. It’s like we’re all sharing each others’ brains, or...
Previously: Fat!Robin ate something in every single scene, just so we were extra aware she was fat (ew). After she failed to make it into the high school sorority of...
Previously: Meet Robin. She’s fat. She also stole some test answers for Jess on the promise that she’d be nominated for their sorority. Meet Jess, she’s a bitch, last seen...
Sweet Valley High #003 “Playing With Fire” – And seven other things more fun than reading this book.
Previously: Jessica was crowned the queen of something in the last book, and is stuck with Winston as her king. Jessica is in love with Bruce Patman, because he’s rich....
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