Lorraine: Happy Halloween, Traumateers. How else would we celebrate, besides with a little Goosebumps? Our dumb kid of the story is Evan Ross, a 12 year old ginger. Evan is begging...
Sweeney:As we bring our Fifty Shades of hell to a close, we needed to have a proper celebration. With drinking. This book has induced a lot of drinking. While we...
Lorraine: A large portion of the traffic on SS.com comes from keyword searches, specifically from people I imagine are looking for legitimate information about Fifty Shades of Grey. I get...
Previously: Ana returns to Seattle just in time to have sex in a hallway, sex in the shower and sex in the Red Room. That last one happened with a...
Previously: Grey crashes Ana’s family vacation, the couple tragically survive a flight in a glider, and Grey reveals that letting Ana buy pancakes from IHOP would be a threat to...
Every Other Day by Jennifer Lynn Barnes Release Date: December 27, 2011 Source: Purchased Order: Powells || Amazon Every other day, Kali D’Angelo is a normal sixteen-year-old girl. She goes...
Previously: Grey behaved like himself and stalked Ana to her mom’s house. Also, Stalker Boyfriend was born. Sweeney: The chapter begins with Ana in a cage. Since the last chapter...
Every Day by David Levithan Release Date: August 28, 2012 Source: Purchased Order: Powells || Amazon Every morning, A wakes in a different person’s body, a different person’s...
Previously: Ana goes to Georgia to get some space from Christian, so naturally he follows her there. Because that’s the kind of man he is. — Lorraine: Guys. I...
Previously: Mary Anne ignores a chain letter and is, on a wholly unrelated note, tormented by some girls who want her boyfriend. The girls blame Mary Anne for all the...
Previously: Before leaving to Georgia, Grey and Ana have sex on his desk and one can only hope he disinfected afterwards. At the airport, Ana learns that Grey has upgraded...
Welcome to Book Reports, SnarkSquad.com’s new section for reviewing recently released fiction. Short, sweet and to the point, Book Reports will offer synopses that cover all the basics of Snark-culture. At...
Previously: When we last left Sweet Valley, Steven’s girlfriend had got the cancer. There was a lot of time spent in hospitals, thanks to the twins also conveniently volunteering as...
Previously: Grey adds to his probable rapist cred by revealing that being told, “No” turns him on. Ana tries to barter sexytimes for information, and manages to get this excellent...
HEY, guess what? The eight minutes of Choose Your Own Adventure awesomeness we shared last week? Totally not everything. We have a short video of extras that didn’t make it...