Previously: A new girl in a hippie skirt tries to break Claudia away from the BSC. All’s well that ends with a poorly crafted rhyming poem, however and the BSC...
Previously: Grandpa Moneybags shipped his grandkids off to an island for the summer and they ended up finding dead people bones and a long lost relative. They still really enjoyed...
Previously: Another Nancy vacation ended in death. But really, she should’ve known better because she went skiing, and ew, snow. — Lorraine: There are two types of Nancy Drew books:...
Previously: Kristy’s cuntiness is rivaled when a snob in her neighborhood makes fun of her dead dog. Their book long hatred is solved, however, when Kristy throws pizza on the...
Lorraine: And before you judge me preemptively for the title of this post, let me go ahead and show you the cover of this book: In case you were wondering,...
Previously: Jessica messed with some poor dude’s heart but got her comeuppance when she ended the book totally alone like a lonely loner. Todd’s hottie ex-girlfriend best friend shows up...
Happy Halloween Traumateers! Today we have the last installment of the “Night of the Living Dummy” series plus the winner of the our first ever giveaway, picked by none other...
Nugs: If you take a look at the “Notes” of the Goosebumps section of the epic Snark Squad Master List, you’ll notice that the Snarkmaster who often gets the brunt...
Happy Halloween Traumateers! Okay, well, not quite yet, but we figured we’d get a jump on celebrating every kid’s favorite holiday. In honor of Halloween, we’re bringing you three extra...
Previously: Mary Anne had her series defining moment: SHE GOT A CAT. Wait, no, I mean she got a boyfriend. Sorry, it was just a lot of excitement in one...
Lorraine: I’m going to be honest here for a second and let you know that there is a certain amount of embarrassment that comes with writing for Childhood Trauma. I...
Previously: There was a ghost at Dawn’s house. But it wasn’t really a ghost, it was a person. Lame. — Lorraine: At the onset of this blog, five whole months...
Previously: Coma! Coma! Coma! But it only lasted like two pages. Thankfully, though, when Liz woke up from her coma, she was a total whore (aka Jessica) which provided tons...
Nugs: This book was mailed to me with another one of Sara’s hilarious notepad greetings: Lor: Well now you guys are just pushing it, aren’t you? Nugs: Any excuse for...
Previously: Some children enjoy being homeless way too much, until one of them gets very sick. It is through this plot contrivance that they discover that their incredibly rich grandfather...