Previously: All of Hardin’s friends were shady. — Samantha: Mama Whatever-Her-Name-Is immedietly starts yelling at Tessa, who won’t hold Hardin’s hand right now. Apparently “in her anger, her blond hair...
Previously: A lamp and a keyboard died and they didn’t deserve it. — Marines: Tessa feels empty without Hardin even though it takes her five actual minutes to drive home and...
Previously: Unwanted shared shower. — Samantha: Tessa follows Hardin to his room, where he’s slammed the door, because she has no sense of self preservation. She asks if he’s okay...
Previously: We watched another Star Wars movie and found that we still knew nothing (Jon Snow), but we had help from an actual Star Wars fan to correct us. —...
Previously: Soil and awkward silences. — Marines: Now that Hardin has pushed his way into the bathroom, even though Tessa didn’t want him there, he starts undressing. She protests, saying they...
Previously: I love you but not too. — Samantha: Tessa takes a shower and Hardin “fiddles through my underwear drawer to keep himself busy.” Doesn’t have a cell phone? Damn....
Previously: Tessa isn’t ready for sex, according to Hardin. — Marines: Tessa wakes up to Hardin snoring in her ear. She is happy for 0.1 second before she starts panicking, wondering...
Previously: Tessa and Hardin decide they love each other. — Samantha: They stop kissing and sit on the bed and Tessa demands to know who he fought with. Was it...
Previously: They came, they talked, it’s over. — Catherine: Rather than write a compelling climax to the book, a scene in which every thread that she has been weaving together for...
Previously: Tessa found Hardin and the bonfire died. RIP. — Marines: Karen and Ken are worried when Hardin walks into the house and they see his busted eye. He insists that...
Previously: Tessa realized Hardin does love her. Except, you know, not really. — Samantha: As Tessa heads for Hardin, she ponders what happens next. She figures he will either continue being...
Previously: In a field somewhere, vampire are still talking a lot. — Annie: We get stuck in right at the end of last chapter’s curb hanger. Volturi vamp Chelsea (K: Still...
Previously: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ — Marines: Aro calls over his bros so they can chat. Edward, Bella, Jacob and Emmett back up to join the rest of their side. Renesmee is grabbing Jacob’s tail...
Previously: We talked about superhero stories, teen soaps, and a teen soap superhero story. — Marines: We’ve already dedicated thousands and thousands of words to this universe, though in the form...
Previously: Hardin begs for another chance by touching and dragging Tessa without consent. — Marines: Dear readers, over sixty painful chapters ago we heard about a bonfire. Across sixty or so...