Previously: Riverdale was kind of about a murder but really about TRUTH AND JUSTICE. — Marines: Hello Traumateers! First of all, we want to thank everyone for their support of this...
Previously: Chancellor Ken abused his power for wedding thangs. — Samantha: Hardin turns his music up too loud in the car. Tessa tries to tolerate it but finally can’t and turns...
Previously: Tessa did not want to shower with Hardin. — Marines: Landon keeps his commentary mostly to himself as Tessa tells him the story of how she broke up with Noah...
Sweeney: As you’ve no doubt guessed from the title of this post: WE STARTED A PODCAST. Because of course we did. In our ongoing quest to do ALL THE THINGS...
Previously: Very intense decisions about bowling. — Marines: The bad news is that I think we’ve finally gotten to sex. The worse news is that it’s taken just about half this...
Previously: The vampires sit up all night and worry? — Annie: Bella has a lot to think about. Mostly, it’s a bunch of questions about fighting, survival and Alice’s clue. Bella...
Previously: Tessa finally dumped Noah. — Samantha: My mindset for starting this chapter is just having a Google tab of anger gifs open. Marines: A Snark Lady is always prepared. Samantha: The chapter...
Previously: Tessa spends the night, eats breakfast and gets kicked out. — Marines: We are once again subjected to an awkward car ride because they are one again fighting. I just...
Previously: The Volturi, ruh-roh! — Marines: Bella tells us that they just sat up all night, being worried. We can all at least thank all that is good that we didn’t...
Previously: Irina growled at Bella. — K: In typical Stephenie Meyer fashion, we pick up EXACTLY WHERE WE LEFT OFF. Edward and Carlisle can’t find Irina. They ring Tanya to let...
Previously: IDK, Hardin’s parents were presumptuous and weird. — Samantha: I am considering getting out the good old brain bleach for this, another sexytimes chapter in like 3 chapters. Marines: No...
Previously: Hardin broods. — Marines: Karen and Tessa make small talk about baking. Karen offers to teach Tessa how to bake. Tessa accepts the offer because apparently Karen is trying...
Previously: Bella sniffed out an outfit. — Marines: Hey, it’s been a hot minute but I’m confident that the awful is fresh in your mind and that we will fall right...
Marines: Hi everyone! I’ve mentioned it in our most recent posts, but I’m trying to get back into my schedule post-BookNet Fest and Hurricane Irma. Thank you for all your concern...
Previously: Tessa got Hardin back to the dinner table with her tears and kisses. — Samantha: The chapter begins with Karen being surprised that Tessa would offer to help with cleanup....