Previously: They came, they talked, it’s over. — Catherine: Rather than write a compelling climax to the book, a scene in which every thread that she has been weaving together for...
Previously: In a field somewhere, vampire are still talking a lot. — Annie: We get stuck in right at the end of last chapter’s curb hanger. Volturi vamp Chelsea (K: Still...
Previously: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ — Marines: Aro calls over his bros so they can chat. Edward, Bella, Jacob and Emmett back up to join the rest of their side. Renesmee is grabbing Jacob’s tail...
Previously: Bella wasted yet another chapter faffing about and doing boring shit like picking up fake ID for her insta-baby and her insta-baby’s future husband. — Kirsti: The Volturi arrive....
Previously: Christmas gifts and promise bracelets. — Catherine: This chapter opens with Bella sneaking out on Edward. Are we lucky enough for them to get a divorce? Probably not. Marines: If a...
Previously: Bella got some fake IDs. — Annie: Bella returns to the Cullens’ and she hears Edward at the piano. He starts playing her lullaby in case we needed reminding of...
Previously: New vampires in town, so new offensive stereotypes too! — Annie: This chapter opens with Bella on the phone, reminding her father that they’re on a need-to-know basis and that...
Previously: Some other vampires met Renesmee and it was even more boring than you’d expect. — K: Life at the Cullen residence is suddenly hella complicated on account of a) the...
Previously: The Volturi are a month away. Really gearing up for action here. — Marines: Apparently the last chapter ended in the middle of a damn scene I can’t even remember,...
Previously: The vampires sit up all night and worry? — Annie: Bella has a lot to think about. Mostly, it’s a bunch of questions about fighting, survival and Alice’s clue. Bella...
Previously: The Volturi, ruh-roh! — Marines: Bella tells us that they just sat up all night, being worried. We can all at least thank all that is good that we didn’t...
Previously: Irina growled at Bella. — K: In typical Stephenie Meyer fashion, we pick up EXACTLY WHERE WE LEFT OFF. Edward and Carlisle can’t find Irina. They ring Tanya to let...
Previously: Bella sniffed out an outfit. — Marines: Hey, it’s been a hot minute but I’m confident that the awful is fresh in your mind and that we will fall right...
Previously: Charlie came for a visit and Bella didn’t eat him. — Annie: Charlie is going to leave, but pauses to remind us that Bella’s mother is useless and stupid. He...
Previously: Weird sex cult cabin in the woods. — Marines: Bella says that it only takes one word to remind her of her priorities: Renesmee. Congratulations. You only need to be...