Previously: Gravity Falls gave us a lot of feelings about children’s media, interactive storytelling, and siblings. — Sweeney: Whenever I assume that everyone in our little community is being inundated...
Previously: Kilgrave uses Luke against Jessica. — AKA Smile Jessica: Holy cow guys this is it, the finale! We’ve come through so much and it’s been a fantastic ride and...
Previously: We read the third book in the A Song of Ice and Fire series and talked about foreshadowing and Tormund Giantsbane’s Big Dick Energy. — Marines: This week we...
Previously: We fell in love with The Bold Type’s girl power charm. — Sweeney: Every episode is special to us in its own way, but this one was…a journey –...
Previously: We hated Theon chapters like woah. — Marines: Hi, hello! Sweeney and I left the comfort of our respective living rooms to go see a recently released movie, Ocean’s 8....
Previously: We watched 3 Thor movies and grew to love Thor. — Marines: Our third episode of this podcast was Nicole and I watching our first Star Wars movie ever, The...
Previously: We watched Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, flailed a lot, and decided that every song was our favorite song. — Sweeney: Hello, I hope you enjoy the most cumbersome title we have...
Previously: We watched Avatar: The Last Airbender and we loved it so much. So, so much. — Marines: Last week, we discussed Avatar: The Last Airbender, the precious and beautiful Nickelodeon...
Previously: We watched Westworld and had a lot of feelings about how humans are the worst. Sweeney: FIRST, sorry for the unplanned week off. I can assure you that nobody...
Previously: We talked about adaptations and very human feelings. — Marines: The last two episodes we did– A Wrinkle in Time and adaptations– basically came about because Sweeney and I both really wanted...
Many moons ago, when #snarkathon was consistent, some brave soul kept suggesting Highlander. When my dear friend Nick Jenkins mentioned covering the Highlander movies on his podcast, Reel Bad, I...
Previously: The Snark Ladies read Bone Gap and had a lot of feelings about corn. — Sweeney: Hello again, friends. Today we have an episode of the podcast that I...
Previously: Gorgon’s second round of terrigenesis did not go well. — Dani: Surprise!Bunker. Maximus gloats because he enacted a failsafe wherein the dome protecting Attilan powers down (killing everyone) unless...
Have you had enough Twilight yet? Well, that's too bad, because we decided to have a Twilight Snarkathon. Let's get right to it.
The movie opens with a shot of a forest and a deer being chased by some unseen creature. This thing pounces National Geographic station style on the deer.
Next, we get a Bella voiceover explaining that she’s moving to Forks.
The movie opens with a shot of a forest and a deer being chased by some unseen creature. This thing pounces National Geographic station style on the deer.
Next, we get a Bella voiceover explaining that she’s moving to Forks.
I was nine years old in 1997, when Spiceworld marched into theaters with the ferocity and panache of Posh Spice at choreography boot camp. For those who were not a child, tween, or teen in the late 90s, you may not be able to understand why this movie even exists. But insane as it is, I promise you, there was a market for this insanity, and I was IT. I know every word to every song in this "film" (ironic quotations marks required), and to me, it is prime snarking fodder. Let us begin!