Previously: Liz and Todd’s relationship gets all stressed because he’s letting girls ride his hog. That’s what people call a motorcycle, right? Well, Liz and Jess aren’t allowed to ride...
Previously: PORNSTACHE. Well, really Jess goes on one date with a guy who has a pornstache and somehow it manages to ruin Liz’s entire life. But really, really: PORNSTACHE. —...
Previously: Fat!Robin ate something in every single scene, just so we were extra aware she was fat (ew). After she failed to make it into the high school sorority of...
Previously: Meet Robin. She’s fat. She also stole some test answers for Jess on the promise that she’d be nominated for their sorority. Meet Jess, she’s a bitch, last seen...
Sweet Valley High #003 “Playing With Fire” – And seven other things more fun than reading this book.
Previously: Jessica was crowned the queen of something in the last book, and is stuck with Winston as her king. Jessica is in love with Bruce Patman, because he’s rich....
Previously: We were introduced to the Wakefield twins. They kind of suck. — Sara: The beginning scene starts with Jessica bitching about the fact that Elizabeth got her thrown in...
Lorraine: Hello again! I’m Lorraine. As I’ve mentioned previously, I’ll be helping Sara Nips navigate the vast Sweet Valley High world. This is my first time reading any of the...