Previously: A solar flare plus some manky white goo that can be turned into replica humans led to inevitable badness. — The Almost People K: After a brief recap of last...
Previously: The TARDIS was a woman. — The Rebel Flesh Marines: We start on an island monastery in the vein of Mont-Saint-Michel, which I once visited along with Sweeney so now...
Previously: Pirates! — The Doctor’s Wife K: It’s been a hot minute (or like six months) since I’ve recapped anything, friends. Let’s see if I remember how, shall we? Marines: It’s...
Previously: The Doctor died and a creepy kid in a space suit. — Marines: You guys get to watch me try my hand at pirate and boat terms this recap, congratulations....
The previously ends on Amy shooting at the little girl spaceman and we cut straight to her running through The Valley of the Gods in Utah, pursued by men in Jeeps.
Kirsti: I hate to be That Person yet again, buuuut it's meant to be 3 months later and yet Amy's pregnancy appears to have not progressed at all?? I AM CONFUSED.
Marines: An angry man charges through a palace, yelling for people to get out of his way. He bangs on a closed door and yells for the Doctor. We pan and see the Doctor's clothes, paints, and then a painting of the Doctor in nothing but a strategically placed shroud and a trident. I'll give you a moment to groan because honestly.
Kirsti: Personally, I'm gagging, but to each their own.
Previously: The Doctor was brought back from somewhere by the power of Amy’s memory. — A Christmas Carol K: We open in space, floating above a planet. Just then, we’re interrupted...
Marines: If we’re looking for bright sides, we finished this season before it took us a year! And while we are in the thick of Eleven’s run now, we finished a...
Previously: RORY LIVES! Also, the Doctor got locked in a box and the universe exploded, but whatever… RORY! — The Big Bang Dani: We open 1,894 years after the last...
Previously: James Corden guest starred, the Doctor was good at football, and Amy got stuck in the TARDIS. She also found her engagement ring though, so…there’s that? — The Pandorica...
Previously: We cried our way through a sad-romp with Vincent van Gogh. — Marines: The TARDIS lands in a suburb somewhere. The Doctor peeks out long enough to realize they haven’t...
Previously: Rory died and got erased from history. — Vincent and the Doctor K: Confession time: Mari wrote two paragraphs of a recap three weeks ago and when I saw that,...
Previously: Something was living in the Earth’s core. — Cold Blood Marines: A voice over tells us the Doctor is going to save the day, but he’s going to suffer a...
South Wales. A father sits outside with his son, trying to get him to read. The boy says he can't do it, but dad encourages him to keep trying. Mom comes outside and hands Dad his lunch, telling him he's going to be late for his shift. Dad says goodbye to his son with a kiss on the head and then we watch him bike to work, which is some sort of plant.
Previously: Amy doesn’t deserve Rory. Also, fish aliens. — Amy’s Choice Marines: Countryside. A very pregnant Amy is in her country house kitchen baking. Suddenly, she feels some labor pains and...