Previously: Joffrey became king of incestuous crazy, NED DIED, the northern bannermen declared Robb king of the north, Arya is hiding out as a dude, and also DAENERYS AND DRAGONS....
Previously: NED IS DEAD. — Lorraine: We are zoomed in on a sword dripping blood, as we are definitely picking up this episode one second after Ned Stark’s beheading. The...
Previously: Shit gets real for the whole Stark family. Ned learns he’s secured himself a death sentence, Sansa womans up on behalf of her father, Robb goes to war with...
Previously: Robert died thanks to being drunk while hunting. He left Ned in charge, but Cersei had other plans and put her little douche-brat on the throne. Daenerys was almost...
Previously: Robert forced Ned to take back his BFF pin. Drogo murdered Viserys’s face off, literally. — You Win or You Die Sweeney: The episode begins with a bunch of...
Previously: Ned gave Robert back his BFF pin and failed to listen to us and got nosey with murdery types so Jaime Lannister killed his men and hurt his leg....
Previously: There were a couple of show downs: Daenerys finally stood up to Viserys, Cersei questions Lord Stark, Jon Snow challenges the other men at the wall and Lady Stark...
Previously: Everyone did their best to settle in- Jon Snow by helping his less fortunate Wall-mates, Arya by forgiving her sister and learning how to kick ass and Daenerys by...
Previously: A direwolf was falsely sentenced to death by Bitch Queen Cersei and Bran woke up. — Lord Snow Sweeney: Lord Stark arrives at King’s Landing and is met by a...
Previously: We met a ton of people in lots of places and winter was coming. — The Kingsroad Lorraine: We start with a minute forty-five second cut of “previously” scenes...
Someone mentioned Game of Thrones in the comments so we decided to do the thing. — Winter is Coming Sweeney: I don’t want to spend too much time introducing what...