Previously: Rory gained and lost a trust fund. — Grace: At Friday night dinner, Rory asks Emily for baby pictures of her and Richard for a school project. She needs some...
Previously: The Quagmires were kidnaped and the sadness was fresh and real. — The Ersatz Elevator: Part 1 Marines: We open in the tunnels. Lemony tells us that this episode will...
Previously: Matt got beat up a lot but he beat up slightly more people! — Bang Marines: City. We hear a news bulletin about record heat. People argue. A woman laughs....
Previously: A wrestling ring in hell I will never be able to unsee. — Bride and Gloom Marines: Phoebe is in her room, watching that old movie she likes so much....
Previously: Kilgrave uses Luke against Jessica. — AKA Smile Jessica: Holy cow guys this is it, the finale! We’ve come through so much and it’s been a fantastic ride and...
Previously: We related more to a teen than to her parents. — Marines: In our ongoing mission to consume all of the media, and recap at least half of them on...
Previously: Flashbacks to the founding of a friendship. — AKA Take a Bloody Number Marines: We start where we ended last episode– an explosion at Luke’s bar. First responders arrive. Jessica...
The previously ends on Amy shooting at the little girl spaceman and we cut straight to her running through The Valley of the Gods in Utah, pursued by men in Jeeps.
Kirsti: I hate to be That Person yet again, buuuut it's meant to be 3 months later and yet Amy's pregnancy appears to have not progressed at all?? I AM CONFUSED.
Previously: Dean Cain was back but he was under cover evil. — Exodus Catherine: How are you all? Hope this review finds you in good health. I’m not stalling. Maybe I...
Jessica: Flashback — we’re in the car with the Joneses. There’s a blurry semi truck up ahead. We hear Philip’s voice off to the side “It’s not fair, it’s mine.” Their dad says, “Let him play.”
The screen goes black, and we hear voices whispering, including a young Trish saying, “It’s not fair.”
Blurry first POV shots and beeping equipment let us know we’re in a hospital. Young Jessica is waking up from after the accident, and is overhearing a whispered conversation between Trish and Mrs. Walker. Trish is annoyed because she barely knows Jessica, but Mrs. Walker pushes the fact that she (Trish) needs good press because of her recent drunken behavior. Man, one line in and there’s no question that I hate this woman.
Marines: An angry man charges through a palace, yelling for people to get out of his way. He bangs on a closed door and yells for the Doctor. We pan and see the Doctor's clothes, paints, and then a painting of the Doctor in nothing but a strategically placed shroud and a trident. I'll give you a moment to groan because honestly.
Kirsti: Personally, I'm gagging, but to each their own.
Look away! Look away!
We get stuck straight in to this episode where we left off, with Olaf riding a dead horse and Carmelita the horrible leading the students at Prufrock in the ‘Who can’t be beat?’ ‘A dead horse!’ call and answer.
Sidebar. Can we talk about this outfit that 'Genghis' Olaf is wearing for a minute? It makes me feel uncomfortable. This article says it's totes okay, because NPH used a southern accent, so it would appear that he's just stupid and not being a racial stereotype... ?
We get stuck straight in to this episode where we left off, with Olaf riding a dead horse and Carmelita the horrible leading the students at Prufrock in the ‘Who can’t be beat?’ ‘A dead horse!’ call and answer.
Sidebar. Can we talk about this outfit that 'Genghis' Olaf is wearing for a minute? It makes me feel uncomfortable. This article says it's totes okay, because NPH used a southern accent, so it would appear that he's just stupid and not being a racial stereotype... ?
Previously: Mxzyptlk tried to force Kara to marry him. — Homecoming Marines: Mon-El wakes up in Kara’s bed, but she isn’t there. He wonders out loud if the night before was...
Previously: We watched Ocean’s 8 and generally found it a perfectly enjoyable, if forgettable, romp. — Sweeney: We are now a whole HALF A YEAR into this podcasting thing which...
Previously: Lena went to jail and got broken out of jail but we’re not sure if she’s evil yet. — Mr. and Mrs. Mxzyptlk Marines: We pick up right where we...