Previously: Nooooo, Abboud!!! — Man with My Face Marines: Creepy lullaby as we see someone fiddling with their chains. Then suddenly, we are in the back of a car with Ortega...
We never recapped The Hardy Boys back during Childhood Trauma days, but they were always highly requested. Um, does this count? Content warnings: Death of a parent. — Welcome to Your...
Previously: A party, but make it mystery. Coins, but make them burial. — The Tale of the Fallen Sea Queen Marines: Bluffs. Creepy children saying a creepy rhyme. Nancy Drew’s Voice...
Previously: Lena helped Teri Hatcher start an alien invasion. — Resist Marines: Lena is sleeping on a fancy bed. She’s wearing a long, black lace dress that’s very vampy. Teri Hatcher...
Why wouldn’t we recap fairies at a fairy school? — To the Waters and the Wild Marines: A tale as old as time: Netflix emailed me and everyone else about this new...
Previously: Stefan lies badly some more, but this time at a party! — You’re Undead To Me Nic: Hello, beautiful readers. I’m Nic, and I’m back for my first episode...
Previously: Robot Revolution. Content Warning: Violence, gun violence, blood, nudity, murder, death. — Journey Into the Night Marines: The credit sequence is still very beautiful. Jess: I’ll agree, it’s one of...
Previously: Magic flashbacks in the old aunt house. Content Warnings: Blood, violence. — Episode 8 Marines: Season 2 started airing January 8th on AMC in the U.S. So, uh, I guess...
Previously: Dead Lucy took Nancy to a time capsule. — The Mystery of Blackwood Lodge Marines: Nancy is staring at her computer, her Voice Over asking Dead Lucy to help her...
Previously: Damon killed the only teacher in town, sad. — Family Ties Marines: Elena starts awake after hearing a crash. She gets up and heads out in the hallway to call,...
Previously: Diana surveys some torture and learns to fly. — Episode 7 Marines: Diana says goodbye to Ysabeau and apologizes for bringing trouble to her home. Ysabeau says it’s fine, because their old...
Previously: Damon’s got some plans but dot dot dot. Content Warnings: Rape, murder, mind control. — Friday Night Bites Emmy: We start the episode off with Caroline tiptoeing around the room to...
Previously: Torture and Kovacs discovers he’s in a cop body. Content Warnings: Blood, gore, gun violence, murder. — The Wrong Man Marines: Mary Lou Henchy stands on a ledge in her...
Previously: The Salvatore Brothers are on and stalking. — The Night of the Comet Marines: The opening notes of “Help, I’m Alive” by Metric remind me that while I never finished...
Previously: A ghost jumped all up into George. — Marines: George, possessed by the spirit of Tiffany, henceforth known as Tiffany!George, walks into the Hudson house. She leans over a...