Previously: Traumaland learned that a “cat” is a type of whip, and we all got a shared Questionable Google Search of the Day. Grey revealed his big not-secret that he...
Previously: Shit gets real for the whole Stark family. Ned learns he’s secured himself a death sentence, Sansa womans up on behalf of her father, Robb goes to war with...
Previously: Faith killed the deputy mayor and tried to pin it on Buffy, but then she saved her life. BUT THEN she went to become the mayor’s new go-to gal....
Previously: Robert died thanks to being drunk while hunting. He left Ned in charge, but Cersei had other plans and put her little douche-brat on the throne. Daenerys was almost...
Previously: A new Watcher came to town, Faith got her steal AND her murder on, and the Mayor became indestructible. — Consequences Kirsti: We open underwater to a whole lot...
Previously: The Ghost of Submissives Past finally got around to being threatening. Ana offered her some tea. No one died. — Lorraine: After Ana returned home drunk, confused and perhaps...
Previously: Robert forced Ned to take back his BFF pin. Drogo murdered Viserys’s face off, literally. — You Win or You Die Sweeney: The episode begins with a bunch of...
Previously: The end of the world almost happened but that didn’t matter much. Xander found some inner peace and had sex with Faith and that’s what we were supposed to...
Sweeney: Oscar pre-party continues! Today we’re sharing all our feels on the actors in leading and supporting roles. As always, share your thoughts and feels and squees and all that...
Sweeney: Welcome back to our Oscar preparation, Traumateers. We skipped last weekend because we were busy with life and other such things. Mostly I was getting my hair curled by...
Previously: Ned gave Robert back his BFF pin and failed to listen to us and got nosey with murdery types so Jaime Lannister killed his men and hurt his leg....
Previously: The Watchers Council gave Buffy the worst birthday ever. Well, it would have been the worst birthday ever for anybody but Buffy who only has terrible, terrible birthdays. Then...
Previously: Ana finally encounters a gun-wielding GSP! We now continue reading to see what disappointing thing happens next. — Sweeney: After that incredibly promising chapter end, it is now sadly time...
Previously: There were a couple of show downs: Daenerys finally stood up to Viserys, Cersei questions Lord Stark, Jon Snow challenges the other men at the wall and Lady Stark...
Dear Traumateers, Sweeney: Well, 2013 is here and making a damn production out of it too. Obviously, we mention bits and pieces of our personal shit throughout our various recaps and...