Dear Traumateers, We are too busy stuffing our faces with goodness to bring you your regularly scheduled snark. Instead, we want to take a second to thank all of you,...
Previously: Grey wins Ana back with threats of violence and a pre-loaded iPad full of the songs he probably listened to while sitting outside her window. — Lorraine: Ana says...
Fracture by Megan Miranda Release Date: January 17, 2012 Source: Purchased Order: Powell’s || Amazon Eleven minutes passed before Delaney Maxwell was pulled from the icy waters of...
Previously: Angelus got his murder on. — Killed By Death Kirsti: First things first. This episode involves hospitals, which required me to type the phrase ‘the doctor’ a bunch of times....
Previously: Xander can’t even fall in love right and Buffy gets turned into a rat. — Passion Lorraine: We open up at the Bronze where some breathy, sexy times music...
Previously: Ana was unable to function following their break-up. Grey abducted her and, in keeping with the ridiculous timeline of this relationship, the break-up lasted five days. — Sweeney: After...
The Diviners by Libba Bray Release Date: September 18, 2012 Source: Purchased Order: Powells || Amazon Evie O’Neill has been exiled from her boring old hometown and shipped...
Previously: Oz is a werewolf! Oz/Willow! And Angelus is generally running around fucking with Buffy’s life. — Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered Sweeney: This episode begins, as so many do, in the...
Previously: Buffy’s magic vagina took away Angel’s soul, and now Angelus is crazying up the joint. Also, Willow found out about Xander and Cordelia and DIDN’T punch Xander in the...
Previously: EL James does not include any sort of recap in chapter one of this book. Even J.K. Rowling reminds us in every book that Harry Potter is a wizard....
The League of Strays by L.B. Schulman Release Date: October 1, 2012 Source: ARC (Netgalley) Order: Powells || Amazon When a mysterious note appears in Charlotte’s mailbox...
Previously: Angel and Buffy sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes sex, then comes that part where Angel runs in the rain and cries out in pain...
Dear Traumateers, Sweeney: We had big plans for Halloweentober, that were occasionally interrupted by us doing actual things and being actual people. We were both in all sorts of time zones...
Previously: We had some campy fun with a gross blob demon who taught us the horrors of sex education. — Surprise Sweeney: This episode gives me so. many. feelings. I...
Lorraine: Happy Halloween, Traumateers. How else would we celebrate, besides with a little Goosebumps? Our dumb kid of the story is Evan Ross, a 12 year old ginger. Evan is begging...