Nugs: If you take a look at the “Notes” of the Goosebumps section of the epic Snark Squad Master List, you’ll notice that the Snarkmaster who often gets the brunt...
Happy Halloween Traumateers! Okay, well, not quite yet, but we figured we’d get a jump on celebrating every kid’s favorite holiday. In honor of Halloween, we’re bringing you three extra...
Previously: Mary Anne had her series defining moment: SHE GOT A CAT. Wait, no, I mean she got a boyfriend. Sorry, it was just a lot of excitement in one...
Lorraine: I’m going to be honest here for a second and let you know that there is a certain amount of embarrassment that comes with writing for Childhood Trauma. I...
Previously: There was a ghost at Dawn’s house. But it wasn’t really a ghost, it was a person. Lame. — Lorraine: At the onset of this blog, five whole months...
Previously: Coma! Coma! Coma! But it only lasted like two pages. Thankfully, though, when Liz woke up from her coma, she was a total whore (aka Jessica) which provided tons...
Submitted for the approval of the Snarky Society. Nugs: A few weeks ago I sent out an email threatening politely suggesting to the other Snark Ladies that we start covering...
Nugs: This book was mailed to me with another one of Sara’s hilarious notepad greetings: Lor: Well now you guys are just pushing it, aren’t you? Nugs: Any excuse for...
Previously: Some children enjoy being homeless way too much, until one of them gets very sick. It is through this plot contrivance that they discover that their incredibly rich grandfather...
Lorraine: One of the ways the Snark Ladies keep in touch is our amazing shared document, The Snark Squad Master List. If you know anything about the Snark Squad it...
Previously: Stacey falls for an older lifeguard. Despite the fact that he gave her her whistle, and we spent too much time discussing the analogy there, nothing comes of her...
Lor: Up until this point, CT has been all about covering books that traumatized us. There have been a lot of additional ideas we’ve tossed around, for the future of...
Previously: Claudia’s grandmother Mimi suffers a stroke and it brings dumb Claudia and lame Janine closer together. We do not recommend getting strokes in order to strengthen your family. —...
Previously: Liz and Todd’s relationship gets all stressed because he’s letting girls ride his hog. That’s what people call a motorcycle, right? Well, Liz and Jess aren’t allowed to ride...
Lily: First things first… For those of you who don’t know me, I’m Lily from Is it too early for a martini? Where have I been this entire time? I...