Lily: First things first… For those of you who don’t know me, I’m Lily from Is it too early for a martini? Where have I been this entire time? I...
Nugs: This book really pissed me off because the cover and the description on the back are NOTHING like what goes on in the actual plot. Nips, I know R.L....
Previously: Kristy complained about living in a mansion a lot, because she’s the kind of cunty person who would. She also manages to make her mother’s wedding day all about...
Sweeney: “If you’re afraid of bees, I have to warn you – there are a lot of bees in this story. In fact, there are hundreds.” Thank you for beginning...
Previously: PORNSTACHE. Well, really Jess goes on one date with a guy who has a pornstache and somehow it manages to ruin Liz’s entire life. But really, really: PORNSTACHE. —...
Previously: Dawn has to baby-sit for some terrible kids that are actually not terrible at all. Their mother on the other hand should’ve been carted away by CPS. — Sweeney:...
Lorraine: I was driving home after spending 8 hours at a new employee orientation. It was one of those things where they put you in a group with other people...
Sara: Let me preface this review by saying that scary movies, books, and tv shows no longer have the power to be as terrifying as they used to be, thanks...
Previously: The BSC girls have a fight and Mary Anne makes a new friend, Dawn. Dawn helps her remember that “9-1-1-” is a thing, thus Mary Anne saves the day....
Nugs: The scariest thing about these Goosebumps posts aren’t the actual books, but the way we’re choosing which ones to review. It’s like we’re all sharing each others’ brains, or...
Previously: Fat!Robin ate something in every single scene, just so we were extra aware she was fat (ew). After she failed to make it into the high school sorority of...
Sweeney: The tagline for this blog is “The books that ruined us for life.” As much fun as I’m having picking on the BSC girls, I’m learning that all they...
Previously: Stacey had sad-abetes. Sad. — Sweeney: For those of you who were not personally ruined by the BSC and are merely enjoying our snark and second-hand trauma, let me...
Previously: Meet Robin. She’s fat. She also stole some test answers for Jess on the promise that she’d be nominated for their sorority. Meet Jess, she’s a bitch, last seen...
Previously: Claudia got some creepy phone calls but all’s well that ends well because it led to Kristy having a date. Stalking is romantic. — Nugs: I’d just to like...