Previously: Kilgrave uses Luke against Jessica. — AKA Smile Jessica: Holy cow guys this is it, the finale! We’ve come through so much and it’s been a fantastic ride and...
Previously: Tessa got the best internship to ever exist, I guess. — Marines: Tessa finishes up her angry shower and puts on the new sexy underwear she bought with a t-shirt...
Previously: A corner office with a view! — Samantha: Tessa leaves her so-unbelievable-its-not-believable-first day and tries calling Hardin but he doesn’t answer. Then she goes to the mall to buy some...
Previously: We read the third book in the A Song of Ice and Fire series and talked about foreshadowing and Tormund Giantsbane’s Big Dick Energy. — Marines: This week we...
Marines: If you are new around these parts, welcome to one of my favorite times of year! No, I’m not one of those people who loves fall for cooler weather (lol,...
Previously: We watched Annihilation and it was fucking weird but we think we liked it? Question mark? — Marines: Reading these books feels like an accomplishment, I’m not gonna lie. Perhaps...
Previously: We fell in love with The Bold Type’s girl power charm. — Sweeney: Every episode is special to us in its own way, but this one was…a journey –...
Previously: We related more to a teen than to her parents. — Marines: In our ongoing mission to consume all of the media, and recap at least half of them on...
Previously: Flashbacks to the founding of a friendship. — AKA Take a Bloody Number Marines: We start where we ended last episode– an explosion at Luke’s bar. First responders arrive. Jessica...
The previously ends on Amy shooting at the little girl spaceman and we cut straight to her running through The Valley of the Gods in Utah, pursued by men in Jeeps.
Kirsti: I hate to be That Person yet again, buuuut it's meant to be 3 months later and yet Amy's pregnancy appears to have not progressed at all?? I AM CONFUSED.
Previously: We had a lot of feelings about what it means to call yourself a fan. — Sweeney: After our friend Chelsea joined us to discuss A Wrinkle in Time we...
Previously: Tessa’s mother was ridiculous. — Marines: Hardin ends up spending the night because Steph and Tristan go back to his apartment. Tessa dreams of getting to live with Hardin, waking...
Previously: All of Hardin’s friends were shady. — Samantha: Mama Whatever-Her-Name-Is immedietly starts yelling at Tessa, who won’t hold Hardin’s hand right now. Apparently “in her anger, her blond hair...
Previously: Dean Cain was back but he was under cover evil. — Exodus Catherine: How are you all? Hope this review finds you in good health. I’m not stalling. Maybe I...
Jessica: Flashback — we’re in the car with the Joneses. There’s a blurry semi truck up ahead. We hear Philip’s voice off to the side “It’s not fair, it’s mine.” Their dad says, “Let him play.”
The screen goes black, and we hear voices whispering, including a young Trish saying, “It’s not fair.”
Blurry first POV shots and beeping equipment let us know we’re in a hospital. Young Jessica is waking up from after the accident, and is overhearing a whispered conversation between Trish and Mrs. Walker. Trish is annoyed because she barely knows Jessica, but Mrs. Walker pushes the fact that she (Trish) needs good press because of her recent drunken behavior. Man, one line in and there’s no question that I hate this woman.