Previously: We watched A Wrinkle In Time and had a lot of feelings about changes from the book and the many visual treats of the film. — Sweeney: This week...
Previously: Jessica lost her shit on a prejudiced client. — AKA The Sandwich Saved Me Catherine: After those trill, trill credits we open in a crowded office and the helpful on...
Previously: We talked about adaptations and very human feelings. — Marines: The last two episodes we did– A Wrinkle in Time and adaptations– basically came about because Sweeney and I both really wanted...
Previously: Hardin loved Tessa but then he didn’t lol. — Marines: Tessa negotiates a good deal on an okay 2010 Corolla. She calls her mom with the news, but her mom...
Previously: Truth or dare gone bad. — Samantha: Tessa wakes in the morning to find Hardin sitting in a chair watching her sleep. I’m torn because he’s the creepy worst,...
Previously: M’gann left for Mars after she killed her ex-husband. — Luthors Marines: I’m very curious if this extended break from Supergirl will be good or bad for my enjoyment of...
Previously: RORY LIVES! Also, the Doctor got locked in a box and the universe exploded, but whatever… RORY! — The Big Bang Dani: We open 1,894 years after the last...
Previously: Lorelai wanted Luke to paint and Dean wanted Rory to make a sandwich or something. — Annie: In the not-so-cold open, Rory is making a bed for her father on...
Previously: Jessica sees Kilgrave, for a brief moment. — AKA 99 Friends Jessica: First off, let me say that I just love this theme song. It’s got the noir style but...
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We open with the wonderful credits which go on for a half hour because I'm still watching them over and over. (Ha ha. JK. That would be weird...)
Credits over, the scene picks up where we left off last time. Jessica is still feeling up Luke's unbreakable pecs and abs, but this time, in a more sexual manner. She tears off his shirt (M: how is he even getting home now JESSICA) and they start aggressively making out. The pants are quickly unzipped and they have super powered sex against a wall.
Sadly, they're interrupted when the male half of the Creepy Twins peeks in. Jess slams the door in his face.
Credits over, the scene picks up where we left off last time. Jessica is still feeling up Luke's unbreakable pecs and abs, but this time, in a more sexual manner. She tears off his shirt (M: how is he even getting home now JESSICA) and they start aggressively making out. The pants are quickly unzipped and they have super powered sex against a wall.
Sadly, they're interrupted when the male half of the Creepy Twins peeks in. Jess slams the door in his face.
Previously: Bella wasted yet another chapter faffing about and doing boring shit like picking up fake ID for her insta-baby and her insta-baby’s future husband. — Kirsti: The Volturi arrive....
I love this shooooooooooow. Okay. We open with the Marvel logo and the pretty and disarming credits. I love how the music starts kind of low key and quaint and then builds into this more rock thing.
Credits over, Jessica Jones is sitting in a police interrogation room. A detective comes in and she tells him that she's not sure how much more she can tell him. He comments on her tension and she's basically like "Yeah. I watched people get murdered by an abused and controlled girl at the end of last episode. Of course I am." He asks how she got in touch with the Shlottman's and how she found Hope.
Credits over, Jessica Jones is sitting in a police interrogation room. A detective comes in and she tells him that she's not sure how much more she can tell him. He comments on her tension and she's basically like "Yeah. I watched people get murdered by an abused and controlled girl at the end of last episode. Of course I am." He asks how she got in touch with the Shlottman's and how she found Hope.
Previously: We loved Midge Maisel and Joel Maisel is a fuckboy. — Marines: Coming to children’s classics as an adult is always an experience. With the upcoming theatrical release of A Wrinkle in...
Previously: Truth or dare gone bad. — Marines: After Tessa starts sobbing, Landon asks if he really heard Hardin say he loved her. So, you know, if we haven’t said it...