Previously: Singing, sirens, and a possessed professor. — You’re Dead to Me Marines: It’s been a while so the previouslies were very much needed. Thankfully, they remind us that Macy found...
Previously: We watched a second season of a show! All hail The Ruth Wilson Stan Club. — Sweeney: I promise I will stop using these post intros as a place...
Previously: Max stares at Alessia creepily while she cleans. — Marines: Alessia is super excited because she’s entering his apartment. Will she ever use his name in this book or is that going...
Previously: Damon was basically in quarantine. — Haunted Nic: Hello my freaky darlings. (Props to you if you get that reference.) We open the episode with Tyler heading to his car...
Previously: We watched the Netflix chess lady show! — Sweeney: This is a really miraculous day around these parts and not just because it’s my third consecutive week in a...
Previously: Bloom arrived at fairy school and everyone crossed the magic barrier. — No Strangers Here Marines: Saul and Farah are walking together in the rain, headed towards the woods, and reminiscing...
Previously: Shit! Fuck! Bloody hell! Fuck a duck! — Marines: Alessia arrives at Max’s apartment with lots of trepidation. “Her heart sinks when she’s met with the unnerving silence of the alarm.” ...
Previously: Elena found the bruises and bite marks on Caroline. — Lost Girls Emmy: This episode begins by backtracking to how Elena got to where she FINALLY figured out that...
Previously: We watched The Other Me and the conversation got real dark. — Sweeney: I just want to take a moment to congratulate myself for finally uploading the podcasts on...
Previously: Nooooo, Abboud!!! — Man with My Face Marines: Creepy lullaby as we see someone fiddling with their chains. Then suddenly, we are in the back of a car with Ortega...
We never recapped The Hardy Boys back during Childhood Trauma days, but they were always highly requested. Um, does this count? Content warnings: Death of a parent. — Welcome to Your...
Previously: A party, but make it mystery. Coins, but make them burial. — The Tale of the Fallen Sea Queen Marines: Bluffs. Creepy children saying a creepy rhyme. Nancy Drew’s Voice...
Previously: Lena helped Teri Hatcher start an alien invasion. — Resist Marines: Lena is sleeping on a fancy bed. She’s wearing a long, black lace dress that’s very vampy. Teri Hatcher...
Why wouldn’t we recap fairies at a fairy school? — To the Waters and the Wild Marines: A tale as old as time: Netflix emailed me and everyone else about this new...
Previously: Max had sex. — Marines: If you’ll recall, Max just asked Alessia who the heck she is. “Zot!” she thinks, because writing characters who speak another language means just...