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The Witcher S01 E07 – Valid teen angst

  • Posted byby Marines
  • January 21, 2023
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A man catches Ciri trying to steal and asks where she's headed. She answers Skellige and wonders how long it will take her to get to the coast. The man says it's a week with a fast horse. Ciri asks how long by foot and the man just laughs and leaves. A nearby woman tells her this town isn't safe if she's alone. Ciri says then it's like every other place, then.
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After Chapter 95 – Fake final act tension.

  • Posted byby Samantha
  • August 20, 2019
  • 12 Comments
Previously: Another fight and still no idea why Hardin spent a night out punching. — Samantha: Hardin and Tessa arrive home, and Tessa notes that it is freezing because Hardin turned...
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Jessica Jones S01 E02 – Awkward ’cause of sex.

  • Posted byby Samantha
  • March 1, 2018
  • 18 Comments
I love this shooooooooooow. Okay. We open with the Marvel logo and the pretty and disarming credits. I love how the music starts kind of low key and quaint and then builds into this more rock thing.
Credits over, Jessica Jones is sitting in a police interrogation room. A detective comes in and she tells him that she's not sure how much more she can tell him. He comments on her tension and she's basically like "Yeah. I watched people get murdered by an abused and controlled girl at the end of last episode. Of course I am." He asks how she got in touch with the Shlottman's and how she found Hope.
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Daredevil S01 E01 – Punchy Kicky

  • Posted byby Marines
  • July 12, 2017
  • 23 Comments
A siren wails in the distance as a man walks in slow motion through a crowded street. Time catches up and the man pushes his way through the crowd. He pauses for a moment in shock when he sees his son on the floor. He kneels at Matty's side and tells him not to move. He yells for help and then takes a moment to gauge the chaos around him. Whatever accident happened, it involved a car, barrels of something shady and multiple pedestrians.
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Dawson’s Creek S04 E16 – Your penis ain’t special.

  • Posted byby K
  • April 28, 2017
  • 2 Comments
Oh, hey, friends. Long time no see. MY BAD. Honestly, a big part of the delay on this has to do with the fact that I needed to find gifs for it, and finding gifs for Dawson's Creek is practically impossible after season 3. I mean, there are Pacephine Tumblrs, but they suck at tagging things, and I'm not about to wade through 64 pages of posts on the off chance there's something useable there. So instead I... just kind of gave up on giffing. Sorry. Have a giant wall of text instead?
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Breaking Dawn Chapter 13 – Wolves and their shorts.

  • Posted byby Catherine
  • March 6, 2017
  • 19 Comments
Hi, hello there! I'm back from 1- Three business trips in a month 2- moving into a new apartment in a nearby city 3- CATCHING THE FLU and 4- having Breaking Dawn be number 247 on my list of overall priorities. Luckily for you all (?), I missed you guys and so here we are.
Annie: I don't know if I'd use 'lucky' and Breaking Dawn in the same sentence, but let's do this. 
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BrainDead S01 E12 – Another Fine Mess

  • Posted byby Dani
  • December 2, 2016
  • 2 Comments
Our singing recapper (aka THE BEST THING EVER) (M: I'm gonna miss it so much) tells us what happened last week:
We begin with Luke telling Laurel about the bug briefing he got from Bob Isenstadt, the grandfatherly “Director’s Director” of the CIA. Laurel is rightfully suspicious, but Luke thinks she should be happy because this means she was right all along, and now the professionals will handle the crisis. He tells her she has to back off and let the CIA do their job.
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Supergirl S01 E17 – That’s not how any of this works.

  • Posted byby Marines
  • October 3, 2016
  • 9 Comments
Kara is wearing flannel over her Supergirl costume and eating a donut on the couch so that her brooding is super telegraphed. She's watching coverage of a bank robbery she tried to stop, but people are still pretty wary of her after she murdered alcohol bottles with peanuts, or whatever. (S: And wore extra cute clothes!) (C: Boo the lady with the fashion sense.) 
At Cat Co, Cat is having a bad day because "Sandy Bullock" stole her exercise machine and also because National City is being slow to forgive Supergirl and the crime rate is up.
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Pretty Little Liars S05 E13 – Just A-ing around.

  • Posted byby Samantha
  • August 25, 2016
  • 10 Comments
I love a good holiday episode. This one starts with the girls walking outside on a picturesque Hollywood Christmas set, otherwise known as a street in Rosewood. Spencer says that since she's out on bail for murder she's not really vibing Christmas. Fair. Her and Toby agreed to just surprise each other with gestures. Hannah confuses gestures with jesters and I love her. They decide to write wishes down on paper snowflakes for a wish tree. Hannah sadz that the last time she was here she was with Mona. This throws us into a brief flashback that I feel comfortable calling an Ali-back just because Hannah is looking very Ali here. Mona and Hannah giggle and declare themselves bffs.
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The OC S04 E09 – Are you my daddy?

  • Posted byby Marines
  • August 16, 2016
  • 1 Comment
Summer is in bed staring at her ugly engagement ring. Taylor walks in, asking for help with her resolutions. So far she's got "get a job and stop mooching off of other people's families" and "take calcium supplements." That's basically it.
Samantha: Taylor, if you're gonna take calcium you might as well take iron, too. Get a well rounded supplement system going. 
Mari: After a beat, Summer suggests she add one more thing: plan Summer's wedding.
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Pretty Little Liars S05 E12 – Thanksgiving murder

  • Posted byby Marines
  • July 14, 2016
  • 3 Comments
It's Thanksgiving Day and Aria, Hanna and Emily are sadly standing outside of a house. There are police cars everywhere and some police tape is blocking off the entrance to the house. Ezra is there too, but I try to ignore him as much as possible.
Jessica: A good piece of advice for all of us.
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Supernatural S05 E21 – O Death (we love your intro scene so much!)

  • Posted byby Samantha
  • June 16, 2016
  • 5 Comments
So we open in Iowa, at a fancy old person home hospital thing. Freaking Pestilence walks into an old lady's room. I dunno you guys, I had somehow convinced myself that all of the Pestilence stuff would be finished in the last episode and that I wouldn't have to recap him again. I was wrong. He sits down on the old lady's bed and acts all Good Doctor-y.