Dear Traumateers, We are too busy stuffing our faces with goodness to bring you your regularly scheduled snark. Instead, we want to take a second to thank all of you,...
Previously: EL James does not include any sort of recap in chapter one of this book. Even J.K. Rowling reminds us in every book that Harry Potter is a wizard....
The Tale of the Phantom Cab Lorraine: As part of our continued Halloween-themed posting, we will be covering a handful of Are You Afraid of the Dark episodes. We won’t...
Previously: It was too boring to even recap in a previously. — Lorraine: Ana is so distraught over what she’s found in the Sexy Times Contract that she decides to,...
Previously: I’m not really sure what happened to Nancy, but we used a lot of Twilight gifs. — Lorraine: Let’s get this out of the way early: never go on...
Previously: We jumped ahead in the SVH series and covered books 95-100 aka the Evil Twin mini-series aka baby Jesus’ gift to us all. Now that the holidays are over,...
Sweet Valley High #096 “The Arrest ” – Or the one where we think of lots of ways for Jessica to die.
We’re back with our third installment of A Very Sweet Valley Christmas, Childhood Trauma’s gift to you. Part 1 can be found here, and part 2 can be found here.—Sara:...
It’s December 1st, Traumateers! Which means that Christmas is just around the corner. The Snark Squad spent a lot of time thinking about what we could possibly gift our...
Previously: Coma! Coma! Coma! But it only lasted like two pages. Thankfully, though, when Liz woke up from her coma, she was a total whore (aka Jessica) which provided tons...
Sara: Let me preface this review by saying that scary movies, books, and tv shows no longer have the power to be as terrifying as they used to be, thanks...
Previously: Fat!Robin ate something in every single scene, just so we were extra aware she was fat (ew). After she failed to make it into the high school sorority of...