Previously: Dawn has legit issues but we instead spend a whole book bringing Toddlers and Tiaras to Stoneybrook. — Sweeney: It has been a while, Traumateers. Lorraine: Yeeeeeah. Well. About...
Lily: We find ourselves with the Alden kids going on vacation yet again. Jessie told Henry that she believed their grandpa was up to something because he was extra happy,...
Sara: Greg and his friends are all standing around talking about how bored they are living with their boring parents in a boring town and yes, they seriously use the...
Happy New Year Traumateers! We realize we were only off for a week, but we missed you guys anyways. We hope you are ready for another year of babies watching babies,...
Previously: Grandpa Moneybags shipped his grandkids off to an island for the summer and they ended up finding dead people bones and a long lost relative. They still really enjoyed...
Previously: Kristy’s cuntiness is rivaled when a snob in her neighborhood makes fun of her dead dog. Their book long hatred is solved, however, when Kristy throws pizza on the...
Previously: Mary Anne had her series defining moment: SHE GOT A CAT. Wait, no, I mean she got a boyfriend. Sorry, it was just a lot of excitement in one...
Previously: Some children enjoy being homeless way too much, until one of them gets very sick. It is through this plot contrivance that they discover that their incredibly rich grandfather...
Lily: First things first… For those of you who don’t know me, I’m Lily from Is it too early for a martini? Where have I been this entire time? I...
Previously: The BSC girls have a fight and Mary Anne makes a new friend, Dawn. Dawn helps her remember that “9-1-1-” is a thing, thus Mary Anne saves the day....
Previously: Stacey had sad-abetes. Sad. — Sweeney: For those of you who were not personally ruined by the BSC and are merely enjoying our snark and second-hand trauma, let me...