Previously: There were a couple of show downs: Daenerys finally stood up to Viserys, Cersei questions Lord Stark, Jon Snow challenges the other men at the wall and Lady Stark...
Previously: Everyone did their best to settle in- Jon Snow by helping his less fortunate Wall-mates, Arya by forgiving her sister and learning how to kick ass and Daenerys by...
Previously: Buffy ran away from home, but she couldn’t run away from her inner demons. …or something. — Dead Man’s Party Lorraine: Buffy is back in Sunnydale and seemingly unpacking...
Lorraine: Happy Halloween, Traumateers. How else would we celebrate, besides with a little Goosebumps? Our dumb kid of the story is Evan Ross, a 12 year old ginger. Evan is begging...
Lorraine: When we decided to cover Halloween movies, I immediately thought of Hocus Pocus. We did not celebrate Halloween in my house growing up, but my sisters and I somehow...
Unfortunately for Mary Anne, and more importantly me, she is trapped in the eighth grade for the rest of forever and it’s just not a good look for her.
Our story begins with the usual redundant nonsense. Kristy is gross, but Mary Anne is lame and obsessed with her, so we get to hear all about it. Today our girls are placed into predictable developing-complex-characters-is-hard boxes by way of introducing them alongside their lunch choices. Kristy gets the school lunch so she can be gross, Dawn eats granola and tofu and shit, and Claudia loves junk food blah blah blah. Oh and also Kristy lives in a giant-house-no-jk-a-mansion and Claudia is “exotic.” The usual.
Previously: There was a ghost at Dawn’s house. But it wasn’t really a ghost, it was a person. Lame. — Lorraine: At the onset of this blog, five whole months...