Nugs: When I was in high school, I hung out with this dude who was a massive stoner. He slept near his bowl the way old people keep their fingers...
Previously: Mallory was accepted into the BSC and Stoneybrook was a hot, racist mess. — Lorraine: Our first Baby-sitter Super Special! One million imaginary internet points to the reader who...
Previously: Nancy went undercover at a magazine, and somehow that meant we overloaded a post with Twilight gifs. Cool. —Sweeney: Filled with jealousy that Sara and Lor are reading the...
Previously: Stacey left and we said goodbye to her like 87 times. —Nugs: I feel like I should get this out before the Ladies of Snark make some kind of...
Previously: Jessica messed with some poor dude’s heart but got her comeuppance when she ended the book totally alone like a lonely loner. Todd’s hottie ex-girlfriend best friend shows up...
Happy Halloween Traumateers! Today we have the last installment of the “Night of the Living Dummy” series plus the winner of the our first ever giveaway, picked by none other...
Previously: Claudia’s grandmother Mimi suffers a stroke and it brings dumb Claudia and lame Janine closer together. We do not recommend getting strokes in order to strengthen your family. —...
Previously: Dawn has to baby-sit for some terrible kids that are actually not terrible at all. Their mother on the other hand should’ve been carted away by CPS. — Sweeney:...
Nugs: The scariest thing about these Goosebumps posts aren’t the actual books, but the way we’re choosing which ones to review. It’s like we’re all sharing each others’ brains, or...