A man catches Ciri trying to steal and asks where she's headed. She answers Skellige and wonders how long it will take her to get to the coast. The man says it's a week with a fast horse. Ciri asks how long by foot and the man just laughs and leaves. A nearby woman tells her this town isn't safe if she's alone. Ciri says then it's like every other place, then.
Marines read all the books and played half a video game so, of course, she had to also watch the TV show. — The End’s Beginning Marines: Forest, bog, swamp, I don’t...
Pop quiz time everyone!
This chapter starts out by revealing Bella's feelings about basketball.
Does she:
a) Hate it
b) not care about it
or c) she's the worst.
Did you guess? That's right! The answer is she's fucking the worst and all of the above.
This chapter starts out by revealing Bella's feelings about basketball.
Does she:
a) Hate it
b) not care about it
or c) she's the worst.
Did you guess? That's right! The answer is she's fucking the worst and all of the above.
Previously: Edward saves Bella from a van and regrets it a lot. — Marines: Edward starts by telling us that high school is no longer purgatory, but actual hell– torment, fire...
Continuing on from yesterday's total lack of a cliffhanger, Bella tells us all about her Edward dream. In it, "what dim light there was seemed to be radiating from Edward's skin." Because he glows as well as sparkling, apparently. Oh. Sorry. I'm getting ahead of myself. Anyway, Dream!Edward continually walks away from Bella no matter what she does. LOL.
Marines: I'm going to go ahead and call a red flag on dreams of your crush glowing in the dark and running away from you. Also WHAT THE CHEATERY, SKIN-GLOWING NARRATION HELL? Is Bella a prophet? Please just tell this Snow if the answer is yes so I can stop asking HOW SHE KNOWS SO MUCH.
Marines: I'm going to go ahead and call a red flag on dreams of your crush glowing in the dark and running away from you. Also WHAT THE CHEATERY, SKIN-GLOWING NARRATION HELL? Is Bella a prophet? Please just tell this Snow if the answer is yes so I can stop asking HOW SHE KNOWS SO MUCH.
Previously: The Salvatore Brothers are on and stalking. — The Night of the Comet Marines: The opening notes of “Help, I’m Alive” by Metric remind me that while I never finished...
Previously: Edward runs away and then runs back to sniff Bella and wonder why she’s so spicy. — Catherine: One of our lovely commenters reminded me on the first recap of this...
Previously: Mated for sure now. — Episode 6 Marines: We start the episode by seeing that Diana has been kidnapped by Satu, who is flying them, much to Diana’s shock and...
Previously: Chancellor Ken abused his power for wedding thangs. — Samantha: Hardin turns his music up too loud in the car. Tessa tries to tolerate it but finally can’t and turns...
Previously: Ramsay Spaceton was v bad news. — Those Who Would Destroy Us Marines: Medusa is in a field somewhere. She touches her head tentatively and we flashback to Maximus shearing...
Previously: The Tyrells got whooped. — The Spoils of War Democracy Diva: The previouslies take us back to early Season 1, with Catelyn saving Bran from a dagger, so you know...
Previously: Weird sex cult cabin in the woods. — Marines: Bella says that it only takes one word to remind her of her priorities: Renesmee. Congratulations. You only need to be...
Previously: Cersei set everybody on fire. Like, EVERYBODY. — Dragonstone Democracy Diva: Welcome back to Game of Snark Thrones! I’ve missed you all dearly and am ready to cry in all...
P^3. White girl dancing. Piper and Phoebe are in the back room. Piper is made uncomfortable by a guy who is just staring at her. Phoebe thinks it's clearly flirtatious and the guy looks cute and innocent. For some reason, Piper has to remind Phoebe that she has a serious boyfriend. As if 73% of all the problems around here aren't Piper and her serious boyfriend.
Prue walks in with a problem of her own: she's got a song stuck in her head, but she doesn't know what it is.
Prue walks in with a problem of her own: she's got a song stuck in her head, but she doesn't know what it is.
So, Bella wakes up from another of her dumb psychic nightmares that are never explained and she's immediately pissed at herself for having such a disturbing dream the night before her wedding. Um, okay.
Annie: If I was marrying Edward, I'd be having nightmares, too.
Catherine: Fair.
Annie: If I was marrying Edward, I'd be having nightmares, too.
Catherine: Fair.