Tag: fun with misogyny

Dollhouse S01 E02 – Worst Date Ever

Stephanie: We start the episode 3 months ago. A group of scared dolls are being ushered into their sleeping pods. They didn’t get to shower before bed, so clearly this is a serious situation.
Lorraine: Who knows what those dolls were doing earlier too. Serious and possibly smelly.
Stephanie: Out in the lobby area, Dominic is yelling orders to his SWAT looking security team. He tells them to secure the exits and shoot people in the head twice. (L: Double tap? ZOMBIES.) As the camera spins around all crazy-like, we see that there are dead bodies strewn out on the floor.

After Chapter 64 – Sentient skin.

Previously: Wuthering Heights, we are so sorry. — Samantha: Tessa heads over to the professor to explain her one absence. He tells her that on the one day she missed,...

After Chapter 60 – Internet Fuckboy

Previously: Truth or dare gone bad. — Samantha: So Tessa legit takes off running down the street when she realized Hardin came after her. Trust those instincts, girl. She reaches...

After Chapter 58 – I see you, villain.

Previously: Hardin was “nice” for two seconds and Tessa got an internship. — Samantha: We begin with Tessa kicking herself for thinking that Hardin would be different. I mean you’re not...

After Chapter 52 – All about that bowling.

Previously: Tessa finally dumped Noah. — Samantha: My mindset for starting this chapter is just having a Google tab of anger gifs open. Marines: A Snark Lady is always prepared.  Samantha: The chapter...

After Chapter 40 – A damn emotional vampire.

Once Hardin has successfully bullied Tessa into the car, they don't talk for a bit until Hardin asks her about her new look. He thinks its a little "over the top" and cool we're veering into the shaming and/or "you don't need all that make up" territory.
Tessa balls her hands into fists in her lap which is a detail that grabbed me because it's very "I'm afraid and trying to self soothe" to me. She tells him that he didn't have to drive her home and Hardin, being the aces guy he is, tells her to stop being so defensive, he's just saying the makeover is "extreme."

After Chapter 39 – Hold the ketchup.

We start just after Steph has finished plucking Tessa's eyebrows, so you know her sex appeal just went up by like 10 points. Steph does Tessa's make-up and she's all nervous about it. I'm almost certain that we've already had 3-4 scenes exactly like this?
Samantha: So. Many. Times. Has. This. Happened. Does this book take place in a time loop?

After Chapter 34 – Chamomile tea is not enough.

You can stop sweating with anxiety, dear readers! Hardin goes over to the dresser and pulls out a pair of blue and white boxers that are apparently hideous. (M: How hideous can they be without cartoon characters or something on them? What's happening?) Tessa notes that Hardin’s soon to be step mom or father must have bought clothes for him to have here. Hardin leaves the room to change because it’s really nice to have privacy and stuff and to feel comfortable and IT WOULD REALLY SUCK IF SOMEONE FORCEFULLY TOOK THAT AWAY FROM SOMEONE. Ahem.