Tag: I hate this fictional character so hard

Twilight Chapter 08 – My knight in shining Volvo

On the girly roadtrip to Port Angeles, Jessica wibbles about boys and dates while forcing them to listen to "whiny rock songs". Despite this, Bella informs us that "the estrogen rush was invigorating". I…don't know what the fuck that means. I think she's trying to say that it was nice to hang out with other teenage girls, but she's also told us multiple times that she gives zero fucks about Jessica and Angela, so…yeah.
Marines: I died laughing. I've been a girl all of my life and I've never experienced an invigorating estrogen rush. Should I be asking for my money back? 

After Chapter 72 -Tell it to the lamp.

Previously: Unwanted shared shower. — Samantha: Tessa follows Hardin to his room, where he’s slammed the door, because she has no sense of self preservation. She asks if he’s okay...

After Chapter 66 – #deepthoughts

Previously: Tessa realized Hardin does love her. Except, you know, not really. — Samantha: As Tessa heads for Hardin, she ponders what happens next. She figures he will either continue being...

After Chapter 64 – Sentient skin.

Previously: Wuthering Heights, we are so sorry. — Samantha: Tessa heads over to the professor to explain her one absence. He tells her that on the one day she missed,...

After Chapter 62 – Alarmed

Previously: Truth or dare gone bad. — Samantha: Tessa wakes in the morning to find Hardin sitting in a chair watching her sleep. I’m torn because he’s the creepy worst,...

After Chapter 60 – Internet Fuckboy

Previously: Truth or dare gone bad. — Samantha: So Tessa legit takes off running down the street when she realized Hardin came after her. Trust those instincts, girl. She reaches...

After Chapter 58 – I see you, villain.

Previously: Hardin was “nice” for two seconds and Tessa got an internship. — Samantha: We begin with Tessa kicking herself for thinking that Hardin would be different. I mean you’re not...

After Chapter 46 – As if.

Previously: Hardin and Tessa had a fight about family dinner. — Samantha: Tessa notices that Hardin seems tense for some reason as they drive to the family dinner he very...

Charmed S03 E11 – Adult Babies

Previously: Prodigal fathers and an ice cream truck. — Blinded by the Whitelighter Stephanie: Morning in the Halliwell kitchen. Piper makes breakfast while Prue ruins the breakfasty mood with a stinky...