Previously: We learned the story of Ciri’s parents and Geralt gets a boatload of destiny. — Bottled Appetites Marines: Crows in an attic-looking room. A man in a robe drops a...
Previously: Geralt saves a monster princess. Content Warnings: Violence, nudity, death of a child, and gore. — Of Banquets, Bastards and Burials Marines: Creepy woods. Whispers are overlapping, calling to Ciri...
Previously: Singing, sirens, and a possessed professor. — You’re Dead to Me Marines: It’s been a while so the previouslies were very much needed. Thankfully, they remind us that Macy found...
Previously: A ghost jumped all up into George. — Marines: George, possessed by the spirit of Tiffany, henceforth known as Tiffany!George, walks into the Hudson house. She leans over a...
Previously: Somewhere along the line, Matthew because the least worst option, but still really bad. — Episode 3 Marines: The SOME OTHER BEGINNING’S END voice over plays as Matthew walks into...
Previously: Halloween is cool. — Exorcise Your Demons Marines: We start in a flashback– six months ago, Angela, the 3M’s Mom, and Mel are sitting at their kitchen table, talking about...
I read this book and I didn’t hate it hate it, but I kind of hated it. Obviously, I decided to watch the TV show and obviously that means I’m...
We haven’t even finished recapping original flavor Charmed, but you all voted for this in the Fall TV Poll, so here we go. — Pilot Marines: Hi there and welcome! First...
Previously: Our love lamp! You let it DIE. — Pre-Witched Marines: Piper and Leo take a shower together and giggle. Piper says they’ve finally found a place where they can be...
We start in the Halliwell kitchen with Prue and Piper working on a potion to vanquish Belthazor. Piper's getting a little squeamish about the ingredients, but this mostly serves as an opportunity to exposit that they got a slice of Belthazor flesh last episode and should be able to vanquish him now.
Prue calls for Phoebe, but Piper says their little sister is not in a vanquishing mood because she's worried about Cole. She hasn't heard from him in a week. HMMM. SUSPICIOUS TIMING.
Prue calls for Phoebe, but Piper says their little sister is not in a vanquishing mood because she's worried about Cole. She hasn't heard from him in a week. HMMM. SUSPICIOUS TIMING.
The girls return from a shopping trip and talk about how fun the shopping trip was. Prue says it's way more fun than vanquishing demons and everyone who has to watch them vanquish these demons would probably agree.
Stephanie: Maybe vanquishing would be more exciting if it involved more than a bad poem that turns demons into sparkles and twinkle lights in three seconds.
Mari: One of the girls turns on the little kitchen TV. There is a report on the news about a street brawl. Prue asks if they think this kind of violence has been happening a lot lately and Phoebe just quotes her Sociology 101 class.
Stephanie: Maybe vanquishing would be more exciting if it involved more than a bad poem that turns demons into sparkles and twinkle lights in three seconds.
Mari: One of the girls turns on the little kitchen TV. There is a report on the news about a street brawl. Prue asks if they think this kind of violence has been happening a lot lately and Phoebe just quotes her Sociology 101 class.
Prison. Two guards come to collect a prisoner who is Antonio Sabato, Jr. You'll probably recall that he was on the show previously but may not recall why. Basically, I'm describing myself. Thankfully they say his name right away so I don't have to keep typing Antonio Sabato, Jr.
Stephanie: I only remember Bane as the guy Prue made out with when she put on leather and became a Bad Girl for a day. I don't remember why he's in jail. I also don't care.
Stephanie: I only remember Bane as the guy Prue made out with when she put on leather and became a Bad Girl for a day. I don't remember why he's in jail. I also don't care.
When Mari asked me if I’d like to take on another show and told me Supernatural and Charmed were both available, I immediately jumped on this one because I like pain.
Marines: Um, I don't care why you're doing it. HOORAY!
Steph: Come along, friends, as we enter another season of utter nonsense.
Marines: Um, I don't care why you're doing it. HOORAY!
Steph: Come along, friends, as we enter another season of utter nonsense.
It's kind of weird because episode 13 is generally the Halloween episode but no one has mentioned Halloween. Instead, the Liars are crashing the Ravenswood-party-that-requires-a-costume-and-is-also-in-a-graveyard. The girls are all, "WTF. Who throws a party in a graveyard?" and the answer is apparently, "Ravenswood" and not, "well, who goes to an Adam Lambert murder Halloween train party, GIRLS?" or "who actually attends a party in a graveyard."
BUT ANY EXCUSE FOR GORGEOUS GIRLS IN COSTUME!
Sweeney: Gorgeous girls in gorgeous, elaborate period costumes. TV teenagers have the best closets.
BUT ANY EXCUSE FOR GORGEOUS GIRLS IN COSTUME!
Sweeney: Gorgeous girls in gorgeous, elaborate period costumes. TV teenagers have the best closets.
Prue and Phoebe are going through old pictures and Phoebe is complaining about a lack of HER in all of them. Prue finds a couple of Baby Phoebe, including one with their mom. Phoebe catches some feels but before they can explore them too much, Piper rushes in looking for pen and paper. There's a knock on the door and on the way there, Piper exposits to her sisters that every year this man shows up on the same day with flowers for their grandmother from a secret admirer, when clearly he's the admirer.
Piper opens the door and it's Blatant Admirer with flowers for "Penny Halliwell."
Piper opens the door and it's Blatant Admirer with flowers for "Penny Halliwell."