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The Witcher S01 E04 – Bachelorette

Previously: Geralt saves a monster princess. Content Warnings: Violence, nudity, death of a child, and gore. — Of Banquets, Bastards and Burials Marines: Creepy woods. Whispers are overlapping, calling to Ciri...

Breaking Dawn Chapter 22 – Infinity Stupid

We open the chapter with Bella talking about how her new special vampire brain is much bigger than her human brain because now she has room in there for questions about her daughter...
K: Dafuq?
Marines: She literally calls her brain strange, new and "roomy." ROOMY.
I... I don't think that's giving off the vibe you want, airhead.

Breaking Dawn Chapter 21 – Vampire Obstacle Course

Bella looks out the window, kind of hesitating about jumping from the second story. She says she isn't afraid of heights, but with her HD vision, she can now see the sharpness of the rocks below even better... What kind of MF rocks do they have below this second story window, for goodness's sake? I don't care how good your vision is, HOW SHARP COULD THEY BE?

Breaking Dawn Chapter 18 – The bloody Quentin Tarantino chapter.

Welcome to the bloody Quentin Tarantino Chapter of Breaking Dawn, also known as nope, nope, fucking no, nope.
The title of this chapter is 'There are no words for this'. Aptly named. I'm still not sure that prepares us all for what is to come in this chapter, but I'm doing my best.
Kirsti: Come, friends. Let us gather around the Snark Lady Booze Cupboard and drink its full contents before proceeding with this abomination of a chapter.

A Series of Unfortunate Events S01 E04 – Impotent Rage

Look away, look away!
Lemony says there is no word to describe waking up and knowing instantly that something is wrong. (Dani: Sure there is: "Monday") (Annie: Truth.) This is what happens to the Baudelaires the morning after we last saw them (bad feeling, not Monday), as they wake up to the sun rising and not thanks to their Uncle Monty.