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Previously: Edward saves Bella from a van and regrets it a lot. — Marines: Edward starts by telling us that high school is no longer purgatory, but actual hell– torment, fire...
Wow, never thought we’d be back here. — Marines: There are a lot of reasons why we could’ve chosen to ignore Midnight Sun. Ultimately, for me, deciding to do this came...
EL James published a new book so here we are again. Bets in the comments on if this one will be better or worse. — Marines: A few months ago, Nicole and...
This episode begins at a club with a girl dancing very sexily on stage on a cage I assumed it was a strip club, but it's much classier because she's a singer. Sorry girl. I had to Google her and it was a very confusing search because I was trying to avoid spoilers. The song is by Kimberly Cole but she is not acting in the episode, which is what I initially thought, because I'm stupid and identifying characters as a Snow is the hardest fucking thing. (L: Girl, I'm always an email away.)
Anyway, the character is Rayna Russell and she is singing a song called Superstar in a diamond bra with on-stage fireworks and other snazzy pop star trappings. I was just about to say something about how dangerous those fireworks seem when ONE OF HER DANCERS CAUGHT ON FIRE. Shit. Rayna is rushed off stage.
Anyway, the character is Rayna Russell and she is singing a song called Superstar in a diamond bra with on-stage fireworks and other snazzy pop star trappings. I was just about to say something about how dangerous those fireworks seem when ONE OF HER DANCERS CAUGHT ON FIRE. Shit. Rayna is rushed off stage.
Previously: Diana is a reluctant witch and Matthew is an asshole vampire. — Episode 2 Marines: The actress who played Lula Landry in the C.B. Strike series sits at an outdoor...
Previously: Moving in to the tune of Hardin’s temper tantrums. — Samantha: Idk, it says that they’re heading to the hamper literally the sentence before the chapter starts but then they’re...
Previously: A zombie dragon blasted the wall down. — Democracy Diva: We made it. Welcome to the final season. Let’s fucking do this. Marines: There is only one correct gif for this...
Previously: Tessa and Hardin had weird make up sex. — Samantha: This is one of those chapters that tries to show us how cute and playful Hardin and Tessa are actually....
Previously: A solar flare plus some manky white goo that can be turned into replica humans led to inevitable badness. — The Almost People K: After a brief recap of last...
Previously: We met a REAL bad boy named Jace and they had a fight about it. — Samantha: Ah hello, dear readers. And welcome back to this hot trash fire called...
Previously: A wedding made them evil. — The Good, the Bad & the Cursed Marines: Abandoned town of some sort. Phoebe asks her deadbeat dad what the heck they are doing...
Previously: All of Hardin’s friends were shady. — Samantha: Mama Whatever-Her-Name-Is immedietly starts yelling at Tessa, who won’t hold Hardin’s hand right now. Apparently “in her anger, her blond hair...
Previously: The Doctor was brought back from somewhere by the power of Amy’s memory. — A Christmas Carol K: We open in space, floating above a planet. Just then, we’re interrupted...
Previously: They came, they talked, it’s over. — Catherine: Rather than write a compelling climax to the book, a scene in which every thread that she has been weaving together for...