Lorraine: Happy Halloween, Traumateers. How else would we celebrate, besides with a little Goosebumps? Our dumb kid of the story is Evan Ross, a 12 year old ginger. Evan is begging...
Previously: Buffy went on a date, but unfortunately, slaying and dating don’t mix well. Something tells me this will be a reoccurring theme. — The Pack Lorraine: We open the...
Lorraine: And before you judge me preemptively for the title of this post, let me go ahead and show you the cover of this book: In case you were wondering,...
Nugs: If you take a look at the “Notes” of the Goosebumps section of the epic Snark Squad Master List, you’ll notice that the Snarkmaster who often gets the brunt...
Happy Halloween Traumateers! Okay, well, not quite yet, but we figured we’d get a jump on celebrating every kid’s favorite holiday. In honor of Halloween, we’re bringing you three extra...
Lorraine: One of the ways the Snark Ladies keep in touch is our amazing shared document, The Snark Squad Master List. If you know anything about the Snark Squad it...
Lor: Up until this point, CT has been all about covering books that traumatized us. There have been a lot of additional ideas we’ve tossed around, for the future of...
Sweeney: “If you’re afraid of bees, I have to warn you – there are a lot of bees in this story. In fact, there are hundreds.” Thank you for beginning...
Previously: PORNSTACHE. Well, really Jess goes on one date with a guy who has a pornstache and somehow it manages to ruin Liz’s entire life. But really, really: PORNSTACHE. —...
Nugs: The scariest thing about these Goosebumps posts aren’t the actual books, but the way we’re choosing which ones to review. It’s like we’re all sharing each others’ brains, or...
Previously: Fat!Robin ate something in every single scene, just so we were extra aware she was fat (ew). After she failed to make it into the high school sorority of...
Lorraine: There are a lot of emotions that I experience when I read one of these old books. Sweet Valley usually makes me serial-killer-angry. Nancy Drew made me crying-baby-at-a-restaurant-annoyed. This?...