Previously: Teenage girls got chopped into pieces, a ginger guy had an unfortunate monobrow, Angel wore an Old Man Jacket, and someone tried to decapitate Cordelia. You know, a usual...
Previously: We learned that if enough people ignore you, you will disappear and go crazy and become a secret agent. Something like that. Also, Angel gave Giles a super prophecy...
Previously: Ana goes to Georgia to get some space from Christian, so naturally he follows her there. Because that’s the kind of man he is. — Lorraine: Guys. I...
Previously: The Baby-sitters said goodbye to Stacey and then hello to Mallory. They also went on vacation which isn’t exciting as it sounds. — Sweeney: I think I’m going to...
Previously: Mallory was accepted into the BSC and Stoneybrook was a hot, racist mess. — Lorraine: Our first Baby-sitter Super Special! One million imaginary internet points to the reader who...
Happy Halloween Traumateers! Okay, well, not quite yet, but we figured we’d get a jump on celebrating every kid’s favorite holiday. In honor of Halloween, we’re bringing you three extra...
Lorraine: I’m going to be honest here for a second and let you know that there is a certain amount of embarrassment that comes with writing for Childhood Trauma. I...
Nugs: This book was mailed to me with another one of Sara’s hilarious notepad greetings: Lor: Well now you guys are just pushing it, aren’t you? Nugs: Any excuse for...
Previously: Some children enjoy being homeless way too much, until one of them gets very sick. It is through this plot contrivance that they discover that their incredibly rich grandfather...
Lorraine: One of the ways the Snark Ladies keep in touch is our amazing shared document, The Snark Squad Master List. If you know anything about the Snark Squad it...
Previously: Liz and Todd’s relationship gets all stressed because he’s letting girls ride his hog. That’s what people call a motorcycle, right? Well, Liz and Jess aren’t allowed to ride...
Previously: Dawn has to baby-sit for some terrible kids that are actually not terrible at all. Their mother on the other hand should’ve been carted away by CPS. — Sweeney:...
Previously: The BSC girls have a fight and Mary Anne makes a new friend, Dawn. Dawn helps her remember that “9-1-1-” is a thing, thus Mary Anne saves the day....
Sweeney: The tagline for this blog is “The books that ruined us for life.” As much fun as I’m having picking on the BSC girls, I’m learning that all they...
Previously: Meet Robin. She’s fat. She also stole some test answers for Jess on the promise that she’d be nominated for their sorority. Meet Jess, she’s a bitch, last seen...