Tag: the unsexiest

The Mister Chapter 04 – Fuck a duck

Previously: Max had sex. — Marines: If you’ll recall, Max just asked Alessia who the heck she is. “Zot!” she thinks, because writing characters who speak another language means just...

After Chapter 72 -Tell it to the lamp.

Previously: Unwanted shared shower. — Samantha: Tessa follows Hardin to his room, where he’s slammed the door, because she has no sense of self preservation. She asks if he’s okay...

After Chapter 70 – Pointless gardening.

Previously: I love you but not too. — Samantha: Tessa takes a shower and Hardin “fiddles through my underwear drawer to keep himself busy.” Doesn’t have a cell phone? Damn....

After Chapter 64 – Sentient skin.

Previously: Wuthering Heights, we are so sorry. — Samantha: Tessa heads over to the professor to explain her one absence. He tells her that on the one day she missed,...

After Chapter 58 – I see you, villain.

Previously: Hardin was “nice” for two seconds and Tessa got an internship. — Samantha: We begin with Tessa kicking herself for thinking that Hardin would be different. I mean you’re not...

After Chapter 53 – Blow job prodigy.

Previously: Very intense decisions about bowling. — Marines: The bad news is that I think we’ve finally gotten to sex. The worse news is that it’s taken just about half this...

After Chapter 52 – All about that bowling.

Previously: Tessa finally dumped Noah. — Samantha: My mindset for starting this chapter is just having a Google tab of anger gifs open. Marines: A Snark Lady is always prepared.  Samantha: The chapter...

After Chapter 50 – Saved by the bell.

Previously: IDK, Hardin’s parents were presumptuous and weird. — Samantha: I am considering getting out the good old brain bleach for this, another sexytimes chapter in like 3 chapters. Marines: No...

After Chapter 46 – As if.

Previously: Hardin and Tessa had a fight about family dinner. — Samantha: Tessa notices that Hardin seems tense for some reason as they drive to the family dinner he very...

After Chapter 40 – A damn emotional vampire.

Once Hardin has successfully bullied Tessa into the car, they don't talk for a bit until Hardin asks her about her new look. He thinks its a little "over the top" and cool we're veering into the shaming and/or "you don't need all that make up" territory.
Tessa balls her hands into fists in her lap which is a detail that grabbed me because it's very "I'm afraid and trying to self soothe" to me. She tells him that he didn't have to drive her home and Hardin, being the aces guy he is, tells her to stop being so defensive, he's just saying the makeover is "extreme."

After Chapter 34 – Chamomile tea is not enough.

You can stop sweating with anxiety, dear readers! Hardin goes over to the dresser and pulls out a pair of blue and white boxers that are apparently hideous. (M: How hideous can they be without cartoon characters or something on them? What's happening?) Tessa notes that Hardin’s soon to be step mom or father must have bought clothes for him to have here. Hardin leaves the room to change because it’s really nice to have privacy and stuff and to feel comfortable and IT WOULD REALLY SUCK IF SOMEONE FORCEFULLY TOOK THAT AWAY FROM SOMEONE. Ahem.