Previously: Pain and misery. — Dani: The opening credits beg us to look away, claiming this show will wreck our evening, our whole life, and our day. Are we deterred? No,...
We open this chapter with Bella and Edward whinging about having to be apart between 'hot' makeout sessions. Bella tells us how hard it is for her to remember Edward is a vampire. Not because he's so perfect and wonderful, but because he shows such restraint for not ripping her throat out and drinking all her delicious blood until she's dead, dead, dead. (K: Shame.)