Ever After is a Snark Lady favorite and we'll probably fight you if you deny that it's a cinematic classic. In spite of Drew Barrymore's terrible accent, the subpar acting by a whole lot of people, the absurd husband bulge Dougary Scott is sporting throughout the film, and the fact that Danielle probably shouldn't even end up with him anyway, THIS MOVIE IS WONDERFUL, OK?
The movie begins as a story within a story when an old lady is talking about how totally legit the story of Cinderella is, gesturing to a painting and having her fancy shoes brought over before launching into her story about a girl named Danielle.
Previously: We met Brienne and Margaery, Tyrion proves his self-preservation skills, Arya thought on her feet like a direboss, and Lor introduced the Goblet of Win. — Garden of Bones...