Previously: Meet Geralt, he’s a witcher who grunts. Content Warnings: Ableism, attempted suicide, bullying, and violence. — Four Marks Marines: Village. A young girl and boy flirt and sneak behind a...
Previously: Piper and Leo almost moved out. Almost. — Sin Francisco Marines: Instrumental pop-rock plays over establishing shots of San Francisco. Phoebe and Prue park their car. They are looking for...
We haven’t even finished recapping original flavor Charmed, but you all voted for this in the Fall TV Poll, so here we go. — Pilot Marines: Hi there and welcome! First...
Previously: A wrestling ring in hell I will never be able to unsee. — Bride and Gloom Marines: Phoebe is in her room, watching that old movie she likes so much....
The previously ends on Amy shooting at the little girl spaceman and we cut straight to her running through The Valley of the Gods in Utah, pursued by men in Jeeps.
Kirsti: I hate to be That Person yet again, buuuut it's meant to be 3 months later and yet Amy's pregnancy appears to have not progressed at all?? I AM CONFUSED.
Previously: All of Hardin’s friends were shady. — Samantha: Mama Whatever-Her-Name-Is immedietly starts yelling at Tessa, who won’t hold Hardin’s hand right now. Apparently “in her anger, her blond hair...
Marines: An angry man charges through a palace, yelling for people to get out of his way. He bangs on a closed door and yells for the Doctor. We pan and see the Doctor's clothes, paints, and then a painting of the Doctor in nothing but a strategically placed shroud and a trident. I'll give you a moment to groan because honestly.
Kirsti: Personally, I'm gagging, but to each their own.
Previously: The Doctor was brought back from somewhere by the power of Amy’s memory. — A Christmas Carol K: We open in space, floating above a planet. Just then, we’re interrupted...
Previously: James Corden guest starred, the Doctor was good at football, and Amy got stuck in the TARDIS. She also found her engagement ring though, so…there’s that? — The Pandorica...
Previously: Ramsay Spaceton was v bad news. — Those Who Would Destroy Us Marines: Medusa is in a field somewhere. She touches her head tentatively and we flashback to Maximus shearing...
We keep letting you guys choose what we’ll watch in the fall, and here we are. — Behold… The Inhumans Marines: Marvel Logo, a long shot of the Moon from space...
Previously: The Doctor shouted at Amy and River. A LOT. — The Vampires of Venice Dani: Venice, 1580. A Venetian dude begs some middle-aged woman who’s dressed like royalty (and sitting...
SantinoPreviously: Matt and Foggy defended a bad dude who later killed himself. — In the Blood Marines: We start the episode eight years ago in the Utkin Prison in Sibera. A...
Previously: Cersei set everybody on fire. Like, EVERYBODY. — Dragonstone Democracy Diva: Welcome back to Game of Snark Thrones! I’ve missed you all dearly and am ready to cry in all...
We open on Daxam on The Day that Krypton Died. Fireballs are raining down on the planet and Mon-El and the Prince are running. They find a Kryptonian Ship that some dead emissaries left behind. Mon-El insists that the Prince escape in it but the Prince admits he cannot fly it. Mon-El gets in to pre-program the destination and then the Prince shut him in because he's wounded and wants to go down with his planet.