Previously: Faith killed a not particularly evil demon, and tried to seduce Angel. When that failed, she and the Mayor stole his soul, but LOL NOPE Angel’s the best actor...
Previously: Vamp!Willow magically poofed into town and made everything infinitely more fun. We know she likes to lick and bite and eat people but we were still sad to see...
Previously: Faith killed the deputy mayor and tried to pin it on Buffy, but then she saved her life. BUT THEN she went to become the mayor’s new go-to gal....
Previously: Joyce tried to help, but she tried to help the wrong team. Also, Amy got turned into a rat. — Helpless Kirsti: We open at the mansion to candles,...
Previously: Angel is back, and, well shit. — Homecoming Lorraine: We find our gang at the Bronze, and Cordelia is suggesting they rent a limo for the upcoming homecoming dance....
Previously: Xander can’t even fall in love right and Buffy gets turned into a rat. — Passion Lorraine: We open up at the Bronze where some breathy, sexy times music...
Previously: Oz is a werewolf! Oz/Willow! And Angelus is generally running around fucking with Buffy’s life. — Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered Sweeney: This episode begins, as so many do, in the...
The remaining weeks of October will be dedicated to Halloween-inspired posts. We’re kicking that off with a Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode named “Halloween.” We totally planned it that way....
Previously: More plot holes than you can imagine as a Mummy Princess resurrects long enough to fall in love with and almost kill Xander. In positive news, we met Oz...
Previously: We learned that if enough people ignore you, you will disappear and go crazy and become a secret agent. Something like that. Also, Angel gave Giles a super prophecy...
Previously: We discovered that Xander is surprisingly toned under his baggy outfits, that Little League coaches are terrifying, and that I have WAY weirder nightmares than anyone in Sunnydale without...
Previously: We finally learn why Angel broods all the freakin’ time, Buffy’s mom “falls on a barbecue fork” and Darla is staked in a rather anti-climatic fashion. All in a...
Previously: Buffy went on a date, but unfortunately, slaying and dating don’t mix well. Something tells me this will be a reoccurring theme. — The Pack Lorraine: We open the...
K: We open at the cemetery. Buffy is fighting a vampire, as she’s known to do. She slays, and Giles judges, telling her that she should adopt a “plunge and move on” approach. I’ll take “Things you shouldn’t say to teenage girls when you’re a creepy old dude” for $200, Alex.
Lor: And it's the Daily Double!
Despite the Giles creepiness, though, he has a legit point. Mid-vampire ass whooping, Buffy quips SO SO MUCH. During this fight? "We haven't been properly introduced. I'm Buffy, and you're history."
Uuuugh.
Lor: I was never a cheerleader. I could attribute this to my two left feet, distaste for most group activities and propensity for alienating people, but the truth is that I never tried cheerleading because my mother deemed the skirts too short, and we all know short skirts are the devil.
K: I was never a cheerleader, because we don’t do that shit in Australia.
And also because of all the reasons Lor said. (Except for my mother thinking short skirts were the devil. She grew up in the 1960s and so was ALL about the short skirts...)