Previously: Buffy’s homecoming was less than happy but a little zombie killing later, all was right with the Scoobies. — Faith, Hope & Trick Kirsti: We open on the high...
Previously: Buffy ran away from home, but she couldn’t run away from her inner demons. …or something. — Dead Man’s Party Lorraine: Buffy is back in Sunnydale and seemingly unpacking...
Undeadly by Michele Vail Release Date: November 20, 2012 Source: ARC Order: Powell’s || Amazon The day I turned 16, my boyfriend-to-be died. I brought him back to life....
Previously: I think the moral of the story was reading is better than everything, but especially better than ghosts trapped in mirrors. — The Tale of the Twisted Claw Lorraine:...
Previously: Joyce dated a robot and earned herself a million negative Sandy Cohen Eyebrows. Also, Ms Calendar shot Giles in the back with an arrow. — Bad Eggs Kirsti: You...
Lorraine: When we decided to cover Halloween movies, I immediately thought of Hocus Pocus. We did not celebrate Halloween in my house growing up, but my sisters and I somehow...
Previously: Buffy learns some deep truths about honesty, growing up and how you should probably avoid Twihards at all costs. — The Dark Age Lorraine: It’s night, as it often...
Unfortunately for Mary Anne, and more importantly me, she is trapped in the eighth grade for the rest of forever and it’s just not a good look for her.
Our story begins with the usual redundant nonsense. Kristy is gross, but Mary Anne is lame and obsessed with her, so we get to hear all about it. Today our girls are placed into predictable developing-complex-characters-is-hard boxes by way of introducing them alongside their lunch choices. Kristy gets the school lunch so she can be gross, Dawn eats granola and tofu and shit, and Claudia loves junk food blah blah blah. Oh and also Kristy lives in a giant-house-no-jk-a-mansion and Claudia is “exotic.” The usual.
Lorraine: I’m not actually sure that this update will be at all snarky, mostly because it’s just me and I don’t have any material from Stine or Martin or Pascal...
Nugs: If you take a look at the “Notes” of the Goosebumps section of the epic Snark Squad Master List, you’ll notice that the Snarkmaster who often gets the brunt...
Lorraine: One of the ways the Snark Ladies keep in touch is our amazing shared document, The Snark Squad Master List. If you know anything about the Snark Squad it...
Previously: Liz and Todd’s relationship gets all stressed because he’s letting girls ride his hog. That’s what people call a motorcycle, right? Well, Liz and Jess aren’t allowed to ride...
Lily: First things first… For those of you who don’t know me, I’m Lily from Is it too early for a martini? Where have I been this entire time? I...